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    #211
    Originally posted by baitman View Post
    lets hope you work in a care home or this will take some explaining... and
    That could be worse.
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      #212
      Really ramping up now Jim with Xisco being released by Newcastle

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        #213
        As the January transfer window enters its final moments, producers on Sky Sports News have reported that Jim White’s erection shows no sign of abating.

        The over exuberant Scot is said to have been tumescent ever since someone tweeted the possibility of Norwich signing Celtic’s Gary Hooper at 4pm this afternoon.

        A Sky Sports spokesperson exclaimed,”It’s true, Jim is going for the record.”

        “We all believe he can keep it up until after the window closes. He’s showing no signs of letting up, though he’s not been able to go to the toilet, obviously.”

        “We just grateful that Beckham didn’t sign for QPR, as we’re pretty sure he would have thrown his man muck all over the desk.”

        Jim White over-excited
        His performance this transfer window has led to calls for compulsory drug testing in sports broadcasting.

        Viewer Simon Williams told us, “There’s no way a man of his age can keep it up so consistently without a bit of pharmaceutical assistance.”

        “Sure he’ll take the plaudits now, but I’ve no doubt in a couple of years we’ll see him confessing to Oprah he’s been chomping on Viagra like they were Smarties.”

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          #214
          WOW Barca and real are on the phone now Xisco is up for grabs!

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            #215
            Alex Mcleish being screwed over by his chairman is funny though. Chairman pulled out of the deal because the player didn't have perfect 20 20 vision.

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              #216
              What. A. Freak.
              Hello mert.

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                #217
                Hans Moleman in the front of the Spurs fans.

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                  #218
                  ****ing hell that was strange. Penfold has turned up.

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                    #219
                    Utter morons at Spurs
                    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                      #220
                      The plebs are out in force at Spurs tonight
                      We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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                        #221
                        Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                        Its terrible. ...watching Sky flapping around with nothing happening is painful.
                        What's new?
                        Hello mert.

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                          #222
                          The times they are a changin'.

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                              #224
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                              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                              May the Lord bless this post.

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                                #225
                                reminds me of that thumb man picture that was doing the rounds a few years back
                                Football without Origi is nothing

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