Alan Brazil and TalkSpite

[Sarb]

All Adrian Durham appears to say nowadays is 'Heads Gone'

He says it at the end of nearly every sentence!

One tweet by Steven Fletcher and Durham has been using it for months since!

[PTP]

Alan brazil...listened to him this morning...he was shocked at how bad Scotland are...."where is all the talent" etc etc

He then said something like....it wasn't long ago, where if he we had have beaten Russia in a qualifier, we might have qualified in 1982, and there was a general feeling in the camp that had thy qualified they would have got to at least the semi's


I was like wtf haha...comedy gold....so IF they beat Russia...they MiGHT have qualified and they felt they would have then got to the semi final

Hahahaha amazing....that's like Everton fans who have convinced themselves they would have won the European cup if it wasn't for Hesyel...totally disregarding every one else in the competition

Oh and last night Durham was trying to argue that the World Cup should feature the best players in the world, and it's a shame that Bale will probably never play in the World Cup....

His idea...why not have a loan system...so England could loan Bale for the World Cup

[Tribute]

Alan Brazil. He's the size of Brazil. Heart attack waiting to happen...

...wonder if Durham will then start chunnering....

"...Heart's gone. Heart's gone.."

[Lee]

Goldstein and Cundy have just been made to look like utter mugs.

I think their Sportsbar show is actually pretty good imo. But this evening they're giving it the Barry about what keen boxing fans they are.

Chap calls up, "You two are big boxing fans aren't you."
G&C "Oh yeah, yeah. Huge. Love boxing."
Chap "Going to catch you out now then..."
G&C "Go for it, ask us anything."
Chap "Who is fighting in Liverpool tomorrow? Massive fight."
G&C "Err. Jase? Andy? Jase? Andy? Errrrrrrrr."

[Sarb]

Alan brazil...listened to him this morning...he was shocked at how bad Scotland are...."where is all the talent" etc etc

He then said something like....it wasn't long ago, where if he we had have beaten Russia in a qualifier, we might have qualified in 1982, and there was a general feeling in the camp that had thy qualified they would have got to at least the semi's


I was like wtf haha...comedy gold....so IF they beat Russia...they MiGHT have qualified and they felt they would have then got to the semi final

Hahahaha amazing....that's like Everton fans who have convinced themselves they would have won the European cup if it wasn't for Hesyel...totally disregarding every one else in the competition

Oh and last night Durham was trying to argue that the World Cup should feature the best players in the world, and it's a shame that Bale will probably never play in the World Cup....

His idea...why not have a loan system...so England could loan Bale for the World Cup

I bet he made it sound extremely intelligent too and that it should actually happen.

Hodgson wouldn't know where to play Bale

[Vermilion]

Goldstein and Cundy have just been made to look like utter mugs.

I think their Sportsbar show is actually pretty good imo. But this evening they're giving it the Barry about what keen boxing fans they are.



Chap calls up, "You two are big boxing fans aren't you."
G&C "Oh yeah, yeah. Huge. Love boxing."
Chap "Going to catch you out now then..."
G&C "Go for it, ask us anything."
Chap "Who is fighting in Liverpool tomorrow? Massive fight."
G&C "Err. Jase? Andy? Jase? Andy? Errrrrrrrr."

Honestly, i've listened on and off to the comedy gold that is Talk Spite for a while now, and i have come to the conclusion that most of their shows are put together by way of a pile of newspapers and twitter, and even then it's pot luck if the paper falls on the right page.

[Shaggy]

That comment from that fat cunt Alan Brazil is mind bogglingly moronic...

He adds: “I’m old school and I’m not arguing with a 
professor and I’m not arguing with Michael Yardy, but sometimes in life you roll your sleeves up.”

You foolish, foolish cunt.

[Neil Young]

When you're about to wash up for instance.

[Reece]

I remember him having a rant about "all these foreigners coming over here taking our university places".

[Sarb]

I remember him having a rant about "all these foreigners coming over here taking our university places".

He just sounds drunk every morning. It's a pretty poor station to be honest. I only listen to it to see what levels of stupidity they sink to on that day

[Leyton388]

I like Alan Brazil especially in raiders of the lost Ark

[Vermilion]

I like Alan Brazil especially in raiders of the lost Ark

Doing what he does best too.

[Sarb]

Good Old Adrian Durham

I saw Gareth Bale at Swansea on Saturday and he showed flashes of pure brilliance. He even had time to make a goal-saving body-on-the-line block.

Luis Suarez played extremely well to give Liverpool a win at Villa, fresh from a long trip for international duty.

These two seem to be leading the way in the challenge to become player of the season, and if either of them get it there won’t be many arguments.

I thought Michu deserved a shout, but for me there is only one player who has provided entertainment, quality, consistency, and made a massive difference to his side. On top of this, he’s been brilliant during a season of utter turmoil at his football club.

Step forward my player of the season – Juan Mata.

Suarez has made no massive difference to LFC this season like Juan Mata? Head's Gone

Sorry, Mata is a very good player. But no one in this league has been close to Suarez this season

[Sarb]

More from Harry Redknapp's Cheerleader

Tactically Harry Redknapp completely outcoached Martin Jol in the derby on Monday night, but in the end QPR were undone by individual errors.

[Tee]

Typical Durham.

Mata has been outstanding but Suarez has been on another level this season.