Originally posted by Bender
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Doesn't know or been told to shut the **** up?
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Originally posted by Shaggy View PostThat's it - I'm finally gonna take advantage of having Ian Ayre's number.
"Ian? It's Sean - remember me? Bender's had a ****in awesome idea - he says walk away from the Mkhitaryan deal and let them come to us and say "Okay, let's do the deal". What d'you reckon man? It's a **** hot idea isn't it Ian?"
To be fair to Bloody Bender, that approach always works when dealing with suppliers to the soft furnishings department.
Originally posted by Muddled View Post Very good.
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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Has he got snapchat?Originally posted by Shaggy View PostThat's it - I'm finally gonna take advantage of having Ian Ayre's number.
"Ian? It's Sean - remember me? Bender's had a ****in awesome idea - he says walk away from the Mkhitaryan deal and let them come to us and say "Okay, let's do the deal". What d'you reckon man? It's a **** hot idea isn't it Ian?"
Imagine if he used Four Square.
Ian Ayre checked in at Santiago Bernabeu
Ian Ayre is now the mayor of Matalan
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Artur Petrosyan @arturpetrosyan 2m
Has any #LFC player ever lived in Melwood before? Cause you know... there are some lads who prefer to live on a training base ;-)Comment
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crypticOh I say his vision there was lovelyComment
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Story is he lived at Shakhtar's training ground - guess he is giving is a clue as to where he believes the deal is right now.Comment
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jumps the 86 to melwood to look for albaniansOh I say his vision there was lovelyComment
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He's Armenian
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Originally posted by G View PostHe's Armenian i was in a rush
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i would be too. albanians are exciting
dave of mutilation
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just got back no sign of either although chris waddles house had a fat bloke looking at itOh I say his vision there was lovelyComment
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Artur Petrosyan @arturpetrosyan 9m
Also I'm worried, how a young lad without a girlfriend coming from a far, far land is supposed to get one if he has to wear that away kit?!Comment
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Neil Jones @neiljonesecho 4m
More rumours on Mkhitaryan. Liverpool say there will be no update from their end tonight. Good enough for me.
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Matt Jones @The_Matt_Jones 3m
@neiljonesecho you've just thrown a barrel load of fuel onto that fire mate... You bring this all on yourself haha.
Neil Jones @neiljonesecho 2m
@The_Matt_Jones I've got to do my job unfortunately. Else people will look at tomorrow's paper and think 'why hasn't he checked?'. I have.
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