Bernard

[Chris]

These must be proper secret reports as theres nothing in their media or any comments from Portuguese speakers about it on twitter. I guess thats why it's an "exclusive".

[Chazza]

Or it could be more made up bull****

[Chazza]

[baitman]

or

[BobTheCharmer]

Get in.

Great signing.

Never seen him play ever. Fact.

[Fredo]

Not another dog

[BobTheCharmer]

Not another dog

I had a cat called Bernard as a kid. All is not lost.

[Cormack74]

Years ago I watched Bernie and Schnorbitz taking a stroll on a Devon beach. As the sun beat down and the waves lapped the shore one of Britain's best loved dogs disgorged an enormous turd much to the delight of watching children.

True story BTW.

[Fosterbloke]

Years ago I watched Bernie and Schnorbitz taking a stroll on a Devon beach. As the sun beat down and the waves lapped the shore one of Britain's best loved dogs disgorged an enormous turd much to the delight of watching children.

True story BTW.

That's one of the most heart warming stories I've ever read.

[BubbaZanetti]

Years ago I watched Bernie and Schnorbitz taking a stroll on a Devon beach. As the sun beat down and the waves lapped the shore one of Britain's best loved dogs disgorged an enormous turd much to the delight of watching children.

True story BTW.

Awesome story

[fah-q]

Years ago I watched Bernie and Schnorbitz taking a stroll on a Devon beach. As the sun beat down and the waves lapped the shore one of Britain's best loved dogs disgorged an enormous turd much to the delight of watching children.

True story BTW.

Was he more loved than Shep?

[Cormack74]

Not by me he wasn't. He did it by the waters edge and it completely put me off going in the sea.

[bonzai]

Years ago I watched Bernie and Schnorbitz taking a stroll on a Devon beach. As the sun beat down and the waves lapped the shore one of Britain's best loved dogs disgorged an enormous turd much to the delight of watching children.

True story BTW.

****ing quality.

[James P]

Years ago I watched Bernie and Schnorbitz taking a stroll on a Devon beach. As the sun beat down and the waves lapped the shore one of Britain's best loved dogs disgorged an enormous turd much to the delight of watching children.

True story BTW.

Only on Est could a thread about a Brazilian forward lead to a story about a celebrity dog from the 1980s curling one out on a beach before the end of the first page.

[Assassin]

Years ago I watched Bernie and Schnorbitz taking a stroll on a Devon beach. As the sun beat down and the waves lapped the shore one of Britain's best loved dogs disgorged an enormous turd much to the delight of watching children.

True story BTW.