General Football 23/24

[Daffy Duck]

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[Chazza]

Proper athlete that lad.

Like a slightly thinner Rik Waller.

[Muddled]

Wow. How has that lad not made it as a professional footballer?

EDIT: Damn your quicker fingers, Chazza.

[danperkins]

Big man has some strike of a ball, i'll give him that.

[Alex]

Big man has some strike of a ball, i'll give him that.

Would you say he had good feet for a big man?

[Shaggy]

Haha that fat lad is great.

[Roboklopp]

Is that Whitty Park in the background? Looks like Platt Lane too in some of em.

[Roboklopp]

These wee dwarves are better than the fatty- hope for you yet Leernie! Love the way they're allowed to make totem poles to defend freekicks!

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[danperkins]

Would you say he had good feet for a big man?

I'd say he has a ****ing awesome strike of a ball for a fairly big boned individual.

[Pablo]

Best knuckleballs & Curve shots from 2014! - vvbasvv - YouTube

That's class

[baitman]

its good to see that jan molby still has it.

[danperkins]

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[Pablo]

Top, top bantz

[Alex]

That was so painful.

Bantz

[Liverpel]

It was a dark day for Tom Cleverly and the rest of his Villa teammates. A Craig Gardner goal saw Tom's side slip closer to the relegation zone. Nothing had gone right for Tom that afternoon - those sideways passes for which he is renowned just could not find a player in claret and blue.

"Oh well", Tom consoled himself as he trudged off at half-time, "at least that crazy bearded Corkman is no longer here to deliver his usual post-match bollocking".


That evening, as Tom settled down to watch Strictly Come Dancing he noticed two red lights at the sitting room window. "Strange, I don't remember turning on the Christmas lights", he thought.

As he moved closer to investigate, he saw a grey and white bushy shape pressed up against the window. "Bloody badgers", said Tom, as he reached out to bang on the window.

"But those red lights", said a voice in his head. Tom hesitated, his mind working furiously to understand what was happening.


"Roy", he whispered as the beast passed through the window, "take me, take my soul".

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Police are currently investigating the mysterious disappearance of the Premier League star. Detective Inspector Jones commented "it's very strange. We have nothing to go on except a dog collar with the name 'Triggs' etched on it".

The investigation continues.


(That's how it happened in my head. The papers may choose to report it differently.)

http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/other-soccer/roy-keane-storms-to-tom-cleverleys-house-to-confront-him-over-alleged-bust-up-reports-30846445.html

Roy Keane stormed around to Tom Cleverley's house to confront him about the alleged rumours the Irishman had a training ground bust-up while at Aston Villa.

According to reports today, Keane blamed Cleverley for starting stories about an altercation with another player the day before he left Aston Villa.

Is is reported that Keane turned up at Cleverley's walled mansion and waited outside for up to 15 minutes before walking away as no-one answered.

It is also reported that Keane, who lives nearby in Chesire, was caught on CCTV and it is understood that the Corkman now believes that Cleverley, who is on loan at Villa from Manchester United, is not the player behind the stories.

Villa manager Paul Lambert has strongly refuted suggestions that Keane's departure from the club stemmed from a series of rows with senior players at the club.

Sticking to the party line that Keane's shock resignation from his role as assistant manager was due to a heavy workload mixing club and international football, Lambert insisted that reports claiming Keane was at war with Gabby Agbonlahor and Fabian Delph were inaccurate.

The Cork-man resigned over three weeks ago from his position as Lambert's No 2. Since then, it has been reported that Keane was an unpopular figure in the dressing room, a claim Lambert denies.