General Football 23/24

[Harv]

there must be a bit of back story there. That's some top Level dodging by the no9 though. He should consider American Football.

Like a gazelle on the sahara outrunning a bunch of bloody thirsty lioness'.

Absolute quality dodging and weaving

Crazy though, where is that? Eastern Europe somewhere most likely?

[Muddled]

Mascherano has been sentenced to one year in prison for tax evasion.

[Gibbo]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Masch.

[Muddled]

Sounds like he has been fined €815,000 and a further €21,000 to avoid prison.

[RedReet]

Worst thing you can do in a situation like that is run, they all just get fixated on catching you.

Unless you are suggesting he play dead, I'm not sure I agree with you.

[Vermilion]

Unless you are suggesting he play dead, I'm not sure I agree with you.

Well sort of, just don't run, it's sets off the pack instinct, have you not seen the clip of Cheetahs climbing all over a Jeep full of tourists ?

Now if this fella had tried to run...




I remember as a kid in our street, there was a Corgi that roamed around, and as soon as he saw anyone running he was off after them trying to bite their heels. but, once he'd given chase, if you then stopped running he'd immediately stop chasing you. tru fact.

[RedReet]

Yes, I get that, the same way as a lot of dogs only chase a cat if it runs, but if this footballer headbutted somebody or did something to upset a whole team (as he clearly did you would hope), I can’t imagine them saying ‘ahh ****, he isn’t running, we’ll have to let him off’.

And that’s only a baby cheetah, he should grab it by the ears and throw it out the window.

[Shaggy]

Mascherano has been sentenced to one year in prison for tax evasion.

He'll have to keep it tight at the back.......etc.

[Vermilion]

Yes, I get that, the same way as a lot of dogs only chase a cat if it runs, but if this footballer headbutted somebody or did something to upset a whole team (as he clearly did you would hope), I can’t imagine them saying ‘ahh ****, he isn’t running, we’ll have to let him off’.

And that’s only a baby cheetah, he should grab it by the ears and throw it out the window.

Ok, it's obvious to me now that your not taking this seriously at all.

We'll agree to disagree.

I just hope you're never faced with a pack of wild animals with nowhere to hide is all.

[RedReet]

Ok, it's obvious to me now that your not taking this seriously at all.

We'll agree to disagree.

I just hope you're never faced with a pack of wild animals with nowhere to hide is all.

I plan on going on a safari in the near future, so hopefully karma (or a cheetah) doesn't bite me on the ass.


Anyway, I'd love to test this theory in an experiment using Est members. Now, who to pick for the runner...

[Vermilion]

I plan on going on a safari in the near future, so hopefully karma (or a cheetah) doesn't bite me on the ass.


Anyway, I'd love to test this theory in an experiment using Est members. Now, who to pick for the runner...

Forget it! I'd be too slow for it to be any sort of competition for the chasers. I could do the play dead bit though.

How about Perky ? He's a very good Centre back apparently, so must be quite energetic.

[RedReet]

Poor Dan. I know he seems to bother a few people on here, but I wouldn't have put you down as one of the ones wanting to kick him in the head, haha.

[Daffy Duck]

You don't go to jail in Spain if it's your first sentence and it's two years or less.

[Deano]

Isn't something like 95% of their debt actually owed to Gartside?

Per Chazza

From someone I know very well, one person on the football staff is being paid, without disruption whatsoever whilst everyone else is screwed.

Some of the stories over there are actually beyond belief of a multi million pound business.


Me thinks someone needs to look under mattresses

[Fosterbloke]

I doubt Masch does his own taxes. I'd be looking at his advisors.