General Football 23/24

[McDermotX]

[ChesterDave]

Um... Er..

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/24/asamoah-gyan-denies-murdering-rapper-human-sacrifice

I bet people still hate Suarez for the handball and feel sorry for Gyan over missing the penalty

[Roboklopp]

Didn't even know he'd gone.

[Trippendicular]

Um... Er..

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/24/asamoah-gyan-denies-murdering-rapper-human-sacrifice

I bet people still hate Suarez for the handball and feel sorry for Gyan over missing the penalty

Are you suggesting the above is true? Looks like utter rhubarb.

[Liverpel]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/25/faustino-asprilla-launch-line-condoms-colombia-guava-flavour?CMP=twt_gu

Faustino Asprilla’s latest business venture: guava-flavoured condoms


Faustino Asprilla has confirmed he will be launching a line of condoms in Colombia.

The former Parma and Newcastle striker has revealed that production of his own line of condoms is already underway in China. The condoms, planned to be on sale in Colombia initially, will be sold under the brand name “Tino”.

Asprilla, speaking to the Colombian radio show La FM, expressed his enthusiasm for his new business venture.

“I think it’s a really cool idea, “ he said. “They’ll hopefully be launched with a campaign to prevent unplanned teenage pregnancies.”

The condoms will come in all sizes and in a variety of flavours.

“I’ll recommend the guava flavour condom,” Asprilla added. “When I was growing up, we had a guava tree in our garden and that’s a flavour and aroma that’s very good for romancing.”

El Tino, who turned down a lucrative offer by an Italian porn company to star in one of their films last year , maintained that the main intention behind the condom brand is to encourage “healthy sexual habits”.

Asprilla has maintained a busy business profile since retiring from professional football in 2009. He has been working setting up an academy in his home country of Colombia, with links to Newcastle, as well as building a portfolio of real estate farming land.

[Kenneth]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...our?CMP=twt_gu

Faustino Asprilla’s latest business venture: guava-flavoured condoms


Faustino Asprilla has confirmed he will be launching a line of condoms in Colombia.

The former Parma and Newcastle striker has revealed that production of his own line of condoms is already underway in China. The condoms, planned to be on sale in Colombia initially, will be sold under the brand name “Tino”.

Asprilla, speaking to the Colombian radio show La FM, expressed his enthusiasm for his new business venture.

“I think it’s a really cool idea, “ he said. “They’ll hopefully be launched with a campaign to prevent unplanned teenage pregnancies.”

The condoms will come in all sizes and in a variety of flavours.

“I’ll recommend the guava flavour condom,” Asprilla added. “When I was growing up, we had a guava tree in our garden and that’s a flavour and aroma that’s very good for romancing.”

El Tino, who turned down a lucrative offer by an Italian porn company to star in one of their films last year , maintained that the main intention behind the condom brand is to encourage “healthy sexual habits”.

Asprilla has maintained a busy business profile since retiring from professional football in 2009. He has been working setting up an academy in his home country of Colombia, with links to Newcastle, as well as building a portfolio of real estate farming land.

AKA Cocaine producer.

[Roboklopp]

Racialist.

[Liverpel]

Racialist.

http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=522663&postcount=1

[Roboklopp]

http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/show...63&postcount=1

Meh.

[ChesterDave]

Are you suggesting the above is true? Looks like utter rhubarb.

Nah, but its funny how complete bull**** spreads around the Internet

[ChesterDave]

BBC article reporting Van Ballbag suggesting he might have to dip in the Youth System to find a righ sided centre back who is fit to play this weekend.

They suggest a 19 year old signed 3 years ago as a midfielder as a possible candidate.

Oh plesae let that be the case.


Piss. Your. Pants. Funny.

[Fivex]

And Rojo needs to see his first red (of many)

[Bender]

Ecuadorian forward Enner Valencia, 24, says he learnt about West Ham by watching Green Street, a film on football hooliganism. (Daily Mirror)

[spud_gun]

Cool Totti montage. Celebrates his 38th Birthday today.

[ChesterDave]

Inter Milan 4-1 down to Cagliai at home and Cagliari have missed a penalty.

Inter down to 10 men after a player got 2 yellows in 2 minutes.

Its nearly half time.

Another Italian match fixing scandal on the cards?