General Football 23/24

[Buzzo]

That'll ****ing do.

Yeah - we deserved that I thought.

I was at Hampden on Saturday. It was a very dodgy performance. That was much better. If we have our best 11 it’s not a bad team. Need to scour the right back market for a Scottish Granny.

Billy Gilmour is immense. One of the best midfielders we’ve had in years, maybe decades.

[Harv]

Would love to snap him up from Chelsea. They're too in love with fancy foreign imports and he'll never get a game. im sure Klopp's mentioned before how much he rates Gilmour.

Gilmour, Pedri and Bellingham midfield sorted for 12 years

[Fosterbloke]

Would love to snap him up from Chelsea. They're too in love with fancy foreign imports and he'll never get a game. I'm sure Klopp's mentioned before how much he rates Gilmour.

Gilmour, Pedri and Bellingham midfield sorted for 12 years

Yup, this.

[labourRed]

What a player Depay has become.

[spud_gun]

Yeah - we deserved that I thought.

I was at Hampden on Saturday. It was a very dodgy performance. That was much better. If we have our best 11 it’s not a bad team. Need to scour the right back market for a Scottish Granny.

Billy Gilmour is immense. One of the best midfielders we’ve had in years, maybe decades.

Gilmour does look the business. He's our (Scotland) equivalent of Modric. The way he's able to controls the midfield and help dictate play you'd think he was a seasoned. There's the makings of a good team with the two left backs and McGinn and Gilmour in midfield.

As always Scotland's issue is scoring goals. Dykes is what he is. He may surprise you in the odd game with a goal or two but as we saw at the Euro he's not what you'd consider an elite forward.

How was Hampden? That your first game since crowds were allowed back in?

[Buzzo]

Gilmour does look the business. He's our (Scotland) equivalent of Modric. The way he's able to controls the midfield and help dictate play you'd think he was a seasoned. There's the makings of a good team with the two left backs and McGinn and Gilmour in midfield.

As always Scotland's issue is scoring goals. Dykes is what he is. He may surprise you in the odd game with a goal or two but as we saw at the Euro he's not what you'd consider an elite forward.

How was Hampden? That your first game since crowds were allowed back in?

I think Clarke over complicates things at times, like, Adams is clearly our best CF, so why drop him vs Moldova where he might have bagged a goal or two. Nisbet is ****e, and Dykes is, as you say, what he is - reasonably effective.

Yeah, we've not had a goalscorer since McCoist really.We carved them open a few times and suffered from that lack of knowing what to do when we did...

It was my first 'proper' crowd. Amazing how quickly you get used to it. Probably the down side of the entire day was needing a piss and having to go into the bushes at Asda, only to be confronted by this monsterous human ****e
the kids are traumatised (as I am slightly).

Absolutely nailed the travel, paid for a space in someones drive through Just Park, on the right side of the M74. 20 mins walk to Hampden, and back on the motor way and home by 11.

Bought tickets for the Israel game last night

[spud_gun]

It was my first 'proper' crowd. Amazing how quickly you get used to it. Probably the down side of the entire day was needing a piss and having to go into the bushes at Asda, only to be confronted by this monsterous human ****e
the kids are traumatised (as I am slightly).

[rudedog]

I'd like some rough dimensions for the monstrous ****e please. In fact, maybe we could get 'Jim'll paint it' to recreate the scene

[Buzzo]

The surprise would be in the 'straight line length' of the production. In terms of structural complexity it was intense. Which gave height, and width.

It was like a mock up for an artistic installation.

Made in ****e

Both breath taking in its volume and truly, utterly disgusting.

[rudedog]

The surprise would be in the 'straight line length' of the production. In terms of structural complexity it was intense. Which gave height, and width.

It was like a mock up for an artistic installation.

Made in ****e

Both breath taking in its volume and truly, utterly disgusting.

Standard day out in Glasgow then

[Buzzo]

Standard day out in Glasgow then

Imagining the same scenario in Edinburgh, the product would be dried out like rabbit droppings. G

lasgow, as ever the more creative, maverick and flamboyant ****e-ers out of the two cities.

[labourRed]

The question I'd like to ask is when did Asda's remove toilets from their stores in Scotland. Or are the bushes preferable these days up there?

[Buzzo]

The question I'd like to ask is when did Asda's remove toilets from their stores in Scotland. Or are the bushes preferable these days up there?

You weren't there man....

You weren't there.

However I am glad someone asked this, as there is a logical and sensible answer.

Turns out 1 hour before kick off and a mere 1000 metres from Hampden many 100's of other people had the same idea of queuing for the bogs in ASDA, so given time constraints this was not a viable option. Nor was Maccy D's for the same reason.

Evaluating the situation, with kick off approaching, I needed to move things forward and realistically the solution began to present itself. From the outside, these looked like some pretty discreet and pleasant bushes. In terms of needing a piss risk analysis, and running a bit of recon and surveillanceI thought I had nailed it, and was mentally congratulating myself on finding a solution.

Turns out someone else had come to the same conclusion carrying a different, and from the looks of things quite desperate mission.

You would not think one man (defo a man) could be capable of producing so much ****, and, be so dextrous as to pile it in such a complicated fashion.

How was I to know?

How could anyone have ever known?

Just goes to show how a perfectly straight forward mission can turn FUBAR at a a mere moments notice.

[ChesterDave]

Alleys off concert squeare were an absolute piss river on CL final night 2019

[danperkins]

What a player Depay has become.

quality player he is, fantastic buy for Barca he will be.