General Football 23/24

[peterbread]

James Milner is now the second-youngest goalscorer (16 years and 356 days) and second-oldest goalscorer (39 years and 239 days) in the Premier League era

[DerKrampus]

I didn't realise that City have lost twice already! That used to decide titles not too long ago.

Next up is against Man Utd at home, and Arsenal away and honestly, I can see two points from those two games..

Imagine having a ten point lead over City after five games!

[labourRed]

Ten Hag sacked after three games.

[Buzzo]

It’s actually only 2 league games for them

He’ll not have even properly unpacked yet which is a boon given the scenario.

#impact

[labourRed]

It’s actually only 2 league games for them

He’ll not have even properly unpacked yet which is a boon given the scenario.

#impact

It's all i can muster to keep updated with our transfer window to be bothered what BL are up to, but this tickled me...

Ten Hag's reign got off to a disaster when he lost his first pre-season game 5-1 against Brazilian side Flamengo's under-20s.

[Buzzo]

[Kenneth]

Mental

[Sus]

That feels harsh (but still hilarious) from the outside - he must have ****ed up epically in terms of relationships with key people at the club to be given the boot after 2/3 games

[RedReet]

[ame]https://twitter.com/SquawkaDugout/status/1962460097893810605[/ame]

I know it's an advertising slogan, but if Carlsberg did summers... You still wouldn't believe it.

What a year.

[Tatterdemalion]

https://twitter.com/SquawkaDugout/st...60097893810605

I know it's an advertising slogan, but if Carlsberg did summers... You still wouldn't believe it.

What a year.

I think United have had so many managers recently we are now in the realms of random statistics masquerading as correlations

[Tatterdemalion]

Didn't know where else to put this.

"Dele Alli has terminated his contract with Como, according to Sky in Italy.

Dele had originally signed on an 18-month contract in January.

He only made a single appearance for the club since his arrival and was sent-off after just eight minutes on the field. "

my christ, wtf. talk about value for money!

[Catrin]

There’s a programme about this on iplayer and on BBC2 tonight.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cg7jn722rkeo

It says up to 200 players affected, including Danny Murphy and Michael Thomas. Hopefully no further former reds got swindled.

[spud_gun]

Didn't know where else to put this.

"Dele Alli has terminated his contract with Como, according to Sky in Italy.

Dele had originally signed on an 18-month contract in January.

He only made a single appearance for the club since his arrival and was sent-off after just eight minutes on the field. "

my christ, wtf. talk about value for money!

Como have spent a relative fortune this summer so the chances of him seeing any meaningful playing time this season were negligible

[Irishnev]

It’s actually only 2 league games for them

He’ll not have even properly unpacked yet which is a boon given the scenario.

#impact

Fair play to them, they realised how ****e he was and fired him right away whereas United keep giving him money and hoped it would come good. They lost 60m on Antony, couldn’t wait to give Hjolund away, Casimiero and his huge contract plus Onana

United breaks people, it took Moyes he’s to recover from his time there

[Deano]

Ten Haag doesnt have to work again - ever - Just go on the piss mate in Cala de or, get a tan on his bald head FFS - Probably got north of £15m in banked wages