Semi Finals

[Shaggy]

Yep, thinks he's God doesn't he.

[Alex]

Dutch Hodgson.

[fah-q]

I see Van Gaal is now claiming he taught the Argentina keeper how to save penalties. Is there nothing he won't claim credit for?

He's an arrogant prick and we're all going to hate him this season I'm sure.

He's Dutch, they invented everything ever apparently.

[Pablo]

It does give me hope that his arrogance will rub people up the wrong way at Old Trafford though and create problems. Although the same could have been said of Ferguson I guess.

[Roboklopp]

It does give me hope that his arrogance will rub people up the wrong way at Old Trafford though and create problems. Although the same could have been said of Ferguson I guess.

He was there first though & enjoyed his success when he brought his turds through, rather than arriving later on with things in situ.

[Assassin]

Some of the cocks quotes

"Congratulations on signing the best coach in the world."
After being named as Ajax manager in 1991 Louis van Gaal shows off his modest side



"I have achieved more with Ajax in six years than Barcelona has in one hundred years."
Once installed as the new Barcelona coach Van Gaal did his best impression of Brian Clough at Leeds United



"I’ve signed a contract with the Dutch national team until 2006, so I can win the World Cup not once but twice."
Van Gaal in 2000 ... before failing to qualify for the 2002 World Cup


"Louis van Gaal has nothing more to learn."
The Dutchman, again, talks about himself in 2001

[Vermilion]

I see Van Gaal is now claiming he taught the Argentina keeper how to save penalties. Is there nothing he won't claim credit for?

He's an arrogant prick and we're all going to hate him this season I'm sure.

Really!? Ha! The obvious come back to that ****e is to say....Well why the hell didn't you show your players how to beat him!'

His Dutch keepers have had the benefit of his magnificent teaching, and with his inside knowledege on the Argentinin keeper, you'd think winning that penalty shoot out would be a doddle for the worlds greatest football thinker and tactician!

****!

[G]

Ged Houllier has a new rival in ridiculous claims to success.

Manc's and indeed Van Gaal himself aren't happy he has to hang around for the 3rd place play off, dickheads!

[BobTheCharmer]

I love the 3rd/4th place games. They should do them in the CL too. You've just lost and want to **** off home and you are made to play another game for exactly nothing, zip. **** you players. No sympathy

[Gray]

I wouldn't play. Walk out and be one first plane home

[G]

Romero had notes on each Dutch penalty taker stuffed down his shorts

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Muiby5L0E"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Muiby5L0E[/ame]

[Shaggy]

[McDermotX]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D1Tted-R0g"]David Luiz: 'Thank God PSG Have Not Found My Receipt!'* - YouTube[/ame]

[Shaggy]

Javier Mascherano explains his agony after the block on Robben: "I tore my anus. That was why I was in pain. I don't want to be rude..."

http://canchallena.lanacion.com.ar/1708493-javier-mascherano-el-emblema-disfrutemos-porque-esto-pasa-una-vez-en-la-vida

[Kenneth]

Ouch