Mario Balotelli [On the Road to Ballon d'or)

[Yozza]

Every time I click on this thread I think 'what has the clown done now'.....

[ChesterDave]

One of these days you#ll open the thread and he'll have gone and done something really crazy like score a ruddy goal

[danperkins]

Every time I click on this thread I think 'what has the clown done now'.....

Every time I click this thread I think 'please let him be gone!!!'.

[Rigadon]

Pogba,Tevez and Vidal in a straight swap deal for Assadi, Borini & Balotelli. Might even throw Glen Johnson & Mignolet in for free.

Think we might also have a £20m CB we could throw in for good measure

Borini, Balotelli, Lovren, Johnson + £20m = Pogba

[danperkins]

Think we might also have a £20m CB we could throw in for good measure

Borini, Balotelli, Lovren, Johnson + £20m = Pogba

Fair trade

[Doc_Piptorious]

Think we might also have a £20m CB we could throw in for good measure

Borini, Balotelli, Lovren, Johnson + £20m = Pogba

Would feel like we mugged them.

[rodo]

Mario Balotelli failed to impress during his second-half cameo – but the Italian wasn’t too impressed with Sunderland either.
As he left the Stadium of Light, the out-of-form frontman sniped: ‘This is the f*****g coldest city I’ve ever f*****g played in.’
Cold and slippy, it seems. For Balotelli, having outwitted John O’Shea with his one moment of quality, duly lost his footing and landed on his backside as he made his way through on goal.


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[McDermotX]

Wanna move about a bit then to keep warm, wouldn't ya ?

That's the bare minimum I expect, even from **** players.

[Gray]

Good riddance

[Roboklopp]

Feel a bit of a **** for not going for Bony or Remi in the summer.

[Bloodraven]

Feel a bit of a **** for not going for Bony or Remi in the summer.

You on the committee?

[RedReet]

Before this season, probably would have took a punt on Llorente in a swap, but clearly that type of forward isn't suited to our system.

[Norbs]

You can count the players suited to our system on the fingers of Abu Hamza's hand

[baitman]

apparently bony had a 19m release clause in the summer. he could have been banging them in for us all year.

ah, but he doesnt suit our style. never mind, lets move on.

hold up, we need a striker and as we're not in london we cant get any of our prefered targets.

we defo wont be getting mario balotelli cos he's the last thing the manager wants.

quick, lets get balotelli. he's not what we want but he'll be better than no one.

wtf have we gone and done. sack the committee.

[danperkins]

apparently bony had a 19m release clause in the summer. he could have been banging them in for us all year.

ah, but he doesnt suit our style. never mind, lets move on.

hold up, we need a striker and as we're not in london we cant get any of our prefered targets.

we defo wont be getting mario balotelli cos he's the last thing the manager wants.

quick, lets get balotelli. he's not what we want but he'll be better than no one.

wtf have we gone and done. sack the committee.

Bony scores goals, great hold play, quick and powerful & a beast in the air.

That oul chestnut 'he doesn't suit our style of play' was knocking around here a lot. We would be close to City & Chelsea if we had Bony this season instead of Balotelli.