Other Premier League fixtures 30th/31st August 2014

[Muddled]

Lukaku dawdling. Get onside you div.

[Muddled]

Jagielka having a 'mare.

[Muddled]

2-1 Mirallas.

[Football Cliche]Scored at that really important time at the end of the first half.

They won't want the whistle to blow. They have the momentum.[/Football Cliche]

[Rigadon]

Good goal. 2-1.

[RedAndWhite]

2-1 and it counts this time

[Muddled]

Baines is 25/1 to be the next goalscorer. Everton get a free-kick or penalty ....

[Assassin]

Jagielka having a 'mare.

Is she a nice filly?

[Muddled]

Is she a nice filly?

Below average.

[Muddled]

Lukaku lashes it twenty foot over the bar.

[Muddled]

Good start from Everton.

[scrubs hands vigorously with sugar soap]

[Muddled]

Good save Howard to deny Costa a second. Jagielka conceding possession too easily.

[Muddled]

Everything good from Everton goes through Coleman. He's a great player.

Costa causing a mischief. Now booked.

[Mattshark]

Good save Howard to deny Costa a second. Jagielka conceding possession too easily.

Think it was rather a poor finish as well.

[Muddled]

Think it was rather a poor finish as well.

You have exacting standards though, Matt.

[Mattshark]

You have exacting standards though, Matt.

lol, didn't hit it well and was far too easy in a 1v1.