Which Footballer’s Career ...

[Muddled]

... would mirror how you dreamed yours would be?

We all dreamed of playing football at the highest level and I’m sure we all have stories to tell as to why we didn't make it. And none of them will be that we were not good enough.

Our allegiance aside, which player’s career would you have liked to have experienced? Would you like to be a one man club or somebody who worked the way up through the leagues and featured in pub quizzes? Would you want to be a crowd favourite or a pantomime villain hated by your rivals? Would you have gone to a foreign league or leagues?

There will be prizes* for the most original explanation and reasoning.

* There are no prizes.

[fah-q]

I think it'd have to be Ken Smedley.

Reasons undisclosed.

[Shaggy]

I think it'd have to be Ken Smedley.

Reasons undisclosed.

Poor old Ken. Poor old sad Ken. Forever benched.

[Daffy Duck]

Kuyt, except I'd like to maybe win some more stuff.