Opposition fan forum gems

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[Doc_Piptorious]

Is the music thread full of posters saying the Beatles are ****e?

No because I am not there


Though to my now eternal shame I have discovered a few more Beatles tracks I like, so could probably make a full album or two of a playlist of their music now

[Doc_Piptorious]

Listening to Level 42 Oh aye that's me alright

Fecking Lemonheads though and the same Lemonheads album you put in the thread here

[ChesterDave]

Bluemoon

He [VVD] is the weak link for them since his injury lost a yard of pace.
We need to target him plenty of diagonal runs his knee is suspect.

[Shaggy]

[RichC]

Hopefully they listen to that golden nugget of advice

[labourRed]

Ha, yup, long balls up to Virgil is our achilles.


I'm not even joking but apparently the most attempted pass this season for Everton has been Pickford to Richarlison.

[danperkins]

Bluemoon

good luck with that.

The ball over the top on Trent's side is the one that most teams try, whether or not City do remains to be seen but they can target Virgil all day

[Exiled_red]

From Grand Old Team

jinkyali
Player Valuation: £50m
Yesterday at 11:08 PM
#13,666
I hate our players more than Liverpools squad.

They're so unlikeable.
Shysters

Things really have got bad

[ChesterDave]

Some great threads created over night.

Would Benitez have kept us up
Did we get rid of Martinez too soon
Was Lampard a mistake

[Kenneth]

I like the ‘which Championship grounds are you most looking forward to visiting’ one.

[frank the tank]

[dizzycat]

From Bluemoon in the match build up thread

Right, having been a member of Bluemoon since 2009 (only 12 months after becoming a City fan) I've come to know that there's no better way of gaining the universal approval of one's peers than by writing a song. And, frankly, I'm always disappointed by the lack of artistic integrity when the "F" word is used to make lines scan. It also shows a lack of inclusivity since it embarrasses parents of young children.

So, here's my effort written especially for this game. Altogether, now...oh...

Jurgen Klopp's a German (the best songs are factual)
He has a pornstar's teeth (again, factual, personal and relevant)
BT kiss his arsehole (sorry kids)
Sky grovel at his feet (pointed media criticism)
He moans like Arsene Wenger (dig at the old hypocrite)
His players dive and cheat (strictly factual)
and even if we lose today (a remote possibility)
We'll sing this song next week (casual segue into the semi)

[ChesterDave]

Brilliant. Making another song about us to sing when we are not playing

[Mr Pink]

Ok I’m confused… if the song says “we’ll sing this song next week”, referring to the FA cup semi….. won’t it be confusing when they sing it at the FA cup game, and people will be checking their calendars to see what’s happening the week after that…

I mean maybe the guy will be able to rewrite that line, before the FA cup, but then is it really “THIS song”?

Or will they go back on their words and not actually sing it again the week after? That would be pretty embarrassing…

But they’d defo want to be careful, they could trap themselves in an endless loop of having to sing that every week… they might need to stop playing Hey Jude at the ethiad, to make room for this catchy new number…