Goes without sayingStill a great night. Ended up in the local A&E after part of the pub roof fell on one of my friends nose and burst it wide open. We made him wait in the takeaway queue for Chicken Pakora before going to A&E.
He successfully sued the pub. His lawyer got in touch with me to see if i'd be a witness and i was more than happy to help but the lawyer had to respectively decline my offer once he ascertained just how much i'd drunk.
Apparently i wouldn't have a been reliable witness
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