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    Good read

    From today's Guardian...

    Not sure if I agree with it all, but it's entertaining nonetheless.

    'Shredding his legacy at every turn '

    Sir Alex Ferguson's brilliance famously knocked Liverpool off their perch. Now his incompetence is doing the same to Manchester United. How did it come to this, wonders Rob Smyth

    Monday July 31, 2006
    Guardian Unlimited


    It was John Cleese, in Clockwise, who said: "I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." Manchester United fans would beg to differ. Usually, the best thing about pre-season is the hope: reality's incisors have yet to pierce the gums of optimism, and fans can live off the balmy, often barmy belief that this is their year. For supporters of most of the other 91 English clubs, that's the mood right now. For United fans? Forget it. After three seasons of papering over the cracks, it seems most United fans are awaiting the moment that the fault lines tracing a veiny path across Old Trafford are exposed.

    Almost everything about the club reeks of disarray. Owned by the Glazers, who push buttons from a remote hideaway like Dr Evil; run by a manager who shreds his legacy at every turn; almost exclusively represented by the inadequate (Darren Fletcher), the odious (Rio Ferdinand) or a loathsome fusion of the two (Kieran Richardson); unable to close a deal for West Brom's reserve keeper, never mind the new Roy Keane. The signing of Michael Carrick, a Pirlo when a Gattuso was needed, is a band aid for a bullet wound, and a ludicrously expensive one at that.
    If anything, it's a surprise that United have bought anyone at all. This summer, they have been like a pathetic drunk lumbering across a dancefloor at 1.45am, trying to get off with everything that moves. No matter how many people they move in for - and if reports are to be believed, United have made offers for dozens of players - nobody wants to go near them. And the one person who surely would, Damien Duff, was allowed to slip into the arms of Newcastle for less than United paid for Patrice Evra. You couldn't make it up. You don't have to.

    United finished second last season, but that said more about the deficiency of the Premiership than their own. Arsenal will not have a four-month blind spot this season, while all evidence suggests that Liverpool's gradient will continue on its upward trajectory. With Tottenham getting stronger, even with the loss of Carrick, it is entirely conceivable that, if they start slowly, United could finish fifth; in today's environment, that would be disastrous.

    The problems are so obvious, so fundamental, as to be beggar belief that they have not been addressed. Just as the glory years of 1992 to 2001 will only fully be appreciated in 20 years' time, so will Ferguson's subsequent negligence. It is particularly bewildering that a man who once exerted such an unyielding grip on every single aspect of the club that he had to be virtually coerced into delegating has let things slip to this extent. Take the Cristiano Ronaldo situation: Ferguson said recently that he had not even spoken to Ronaldo since the World Cup, a staggering dereliction of duty that is in total contrast to the us-against-the-world protection that he gave to David Beckham - and for which, for a time, he was so thrillingly rewarded - in 1998.

    Once upon a time Ferguson could play 'who blinks first' with fate and win every time, his iron will shaping his destiny exactly as he wanted. Now he is reduced to uttering garbage like "it's like having a new signing" of Paul Scholes, Ole Solskjaer, Gabriel Heinze and Alan Smith, the irrational if-I-say-it-enough-it-might-happen gibberish you'd associate with a serial loser like Kevin Keegan. These days, the man they call The Hairdryer is full of nothing but hot air.

    Ferguson's squad, once so taut, is a baggy mess of has-beens, never-will-bes and Liam Miller. The simple repetition of 4-4-2, of Giggs, Scholes, Keane, Beckham, Cole and Yorke, has given way to myriad tactical and personnel changes, to a ruinous obsession with utility players and tinkering. It's a truly appalling fact that, with Ruud van Nistelrooy gone, none of United's outfield players have played in only one position at the club. A nadir was reached in the FA Cup game at Wolves last season, when nearly

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    I ****ing love it!!
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      #3
      Every year for the last three people have knocked united. While they are not the fearsome force of old they are still a dangerous team who will always score goals. I think this article is just a cheap attack on a currently fashionable target.

      Fergie remains a good manager. He hasn't been able to replace Keane, but can you honestly think of a player that has been available and who he should have bought to fill the whole.

      I think that United now have a very good core of a team - Van Der Sar, Ferdinand, Heinze, Neville, Carrick, Scholes, Giggs, Ronaldo, Rooney and Saha would walk into almost any PL team. Admittedly I think Fergie has work to do to replace Giggs and Scholes for the future and needs a CM and Striker before the new season, but he still has time.

      I think United will get third behind Chelsea and ourselves.
      "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
      -- William Blake

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        #4
        Excellent - if only it were ALL true - what is a merk anyway??
        Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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          #5
          Great read. All the better that it was written by a SCUM fan

          18 million for Carrick and I'd forgotten about Evra
          rnm is funny,funny like funny haha.

          Goals 2006/7 (CS, PL, CL)
          1: Agger, Bellamy, Fowler, Alonso, Garcia
          2: Gonzalez, Kuyt, Riise
          5: Crouch

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            #6
            Originally posted by dww
            Every year for the last three people have knocked united. While they are not the fearsome force of old they are still a dangerous team who will always score goals. I think this article is just a cheap attack on a currently fashionable target.

            Fergie remains a good manager. He hasn't been able to replace Keane, but can you honestly think of a player that has been available and who he should have bought to fill the whole.

            I think that United now have a very good core of a team - Van Der Sar, Ferdinand, Heinze, Neville, Carrick, Scholes, Giggs, Ronaldo, Rooney and Saha would walk into almost any PL team. Admittedly I think Fergie has work to do to replace Giggs and Scholes for the future and needs a CM and Striker before the new season, but he still has time.

            I think United will get third behind Chelsea and ourselves.
            Yes they'll obviously be up there - this was a very one sided article. Loved this gem though...

            This summer, they have been like a pathetic drunk lumbering across a dancefloor at 1.45am, trying to get off with everything that moves.
            ...
            Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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              #7
              Good Post _Wrong Forum

              Before this disection Rob Smyth practised on a frog
              An entertaining read, but only reference to LFC is at the beggining
              shouldn`t this be in the Footie Discussion Forum
              ' He has football in his blood ' said a scout who was trying sell a player to Liverpool. ' You may be right ' Shanks said, ' but it hasn't reached his legs yet '

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                #8
                From Da Urban Dictionary, innit?

                1. merk

                v.
                1. to kill someone
                2. to beat someone in a game
                3. to insult someone
                4. to injure someone

                adj. (merked)
                1. looking unkempt
                2. looking real stoned/drunk

                Look at ya, ya just got merked bitch.
                You're merked.




                2.

                background: merk - to kill someone, from the word mercenary, to kill for money

                "getting merked on a tram over roosevelt island" (from El-P's Deep Space 9mm on Fantastic Damage


                3.

                To kill someone / murder

                -"Menzies and Calum merked that crew down bruv!" - Menzies and Calum killed those people badly my friend!

                -"Menzies and Calum went bare merking" - Menzies and Calum went on a killing spree

                -"No one can merk Menzies and Calum cuz! they are bare nang tings" - Nobody can kill Menzies and Calum my friend they are too kool




                4. merk

                to 'diss' someone.
                i.e..*someone gets beaten up*..
                *hhaa u got merked!


                i.e if somebody insults someone else and the person gets 'ripped'...
                the person wudda been merkedd!

                5.

                to beat someone up with a gang of your niggas

                yo me and my gang are gonna merk u


                6.

                To kill, often used in soundclashes, (similar to slew)

                "Oi Doogz, who got merked?!"

                7.

                murder

                Now I got niggaz tryin to merk me


                8. merk

                to steal on a nigga

                beat his black ass

                knock someone out

                that nigga bout ta get merked by ol boy i'm tellin u


                9. merk

                to 'pak' or hurt someone

                don't merk me datz a lytle bit silly
                dat boy got merked
                he's goona get merked

                10. merk

                to sigh with being in a state of unsatisfication. to be slightly annoyed. almost vexed. also disappointed

                *sigh* ... merk... so unfair

                11. merk

                To diss, to intellectually injure someone.

                Yo, Anand that midget SOB merked me by calling me a tool.





                12.
                to get boyd

                cuz u got merkd by that little girl


                13. merk

                What Mike Vick does.

                Vick was bout to merc on dat fool till he got his wheel broke up.


                14. merk

                The sound my dad makes when he snores. Now every time we want to say "Dad", we say "the merk-maker."

                "The merk-maker's leaving s for his aunt's funeral.


                15.
                When someone stabs someone then hands the knife off to his firend who cleans it

                yo come on we are merking that mother
                rnm is funny,funny like funny haha.

                Goals 2006/7 (CS, PL, CL)
                1: Agger, Bellamy, Fowler, Alonso, Garcia
                2: Gonzalez, Kuyt, Riise
                5: Crouch

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by G_Man
                  Great read. All the better that it was written by a SCUM fan
                  Is he?!
                  Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                    #10
                    "getting merked on a tram over roosevelt island" (from El-P's Deep Space 9mm on Fantastic Damage)

                    Wondered what that meant. Cheers for clearing it up.
                    "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
                    -- William Blake

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso
                      Is he?!
                      I thought so, but I could be mistaken.
                      rnm is funny,funny like funny haha.

                      Goals 2006/7 (CS, PL, CL)
                      1: Agger, Bellamy, Fowler, Alonso, Garcia
                      2: Gonzalez, Kuyt, Riise
                      5: Crouch

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                        #12
                        Good one that is...
                        Play the Man of the Match game in the sticky thread!


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                          #13
                          Originally posted by G_Man
                          I thought so, but I could be mistaken.
                          Just had a gander on a SCUM forum and it seems he is a Manc. I love it - a load of ****s were agreeing wholeheartedly with the article, and a load of even bigger ****s were going ballistic about it. They're tearing each other to shreds and it's a lovely sight.
                          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                            #14
                            Redcafe?

                            I remember - I've had some fun times over there - none more so when the Glazers took over.
                            ...
                            Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                              #15
                              write united off at your peril, they may have gorssly overpaid for carrick but hes astill a quality player who has improved their squad.

                              dont forget they finished ahead of us last year with a woeful midfield

                              they are declining, but we cant sound their death knell yet.
                              Last edited by FaganK; 31-07-06, 07:38 PM.
                              Joe Fagan
                              Kept on agein'
                              But he'll never walk alone.
                              www.concern.net

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