Adios?

[Bob]

Pedant - replaced by SWP or Alves
Bellers or Crouch - replaced by Bent or Villa
Kewell - because he's a ****e lay-a-bout
The Dude - Out of contract in the summer, Carson back from loan
Diao - replaced by Macherano
Zenden - Replaced by Barry

Snigger for manager. I'd be like a pig in **** if all that came true!