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    Some Football Rumours comedy...

    Complicated transfer saga rumour going around in Liverpool, here it comes:
    Liverpool to sign Villa, but Valencia only let him go if they recieve Reina as part-ex, this is the reason Reina was dropped against Arsenal. Carson will return from loan at Charlton to be 1st choice keeper, this is the reason why on friday evening Benitez phoned Pardew to tell him he could not play Carson otherwise he would have been cup-tied if Liverpool had progressed. He said "Don't you dare play him Alan. Don't you dare". Dudek will now stay till the summer as he believes he may get an oppertunity to play with Reina out the way. Liverpool will raise the money for Villa by selling Crouch to Newcastle who see him as a long term partner for Owen. the last piece of the jigsaw is that Newcastle will raise the money for Crouch by selling Luque to. Valencia who obviously will be using the money from Villa to buy Luque as a replacemet!

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    A friend of mine is a youth player at Liverpool and he has heard some interesting rumours from the fellow players and pro's. David Villa came round Melwood after the Bolton game to look at the facilities and was very impressed. The senior squad are telling Rafa sign Ashley Young and Mascherano has met the squad and is looking forward to playing given FIFA Clearence. The main other thing going round is Crouchy off to Newcastle for upto £12M.

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    My mate Trev does Rick Parrys plumbing and I can reveal that he will be meating David Villa and his agent at the end of this week, and deals for Daniel Alves (DIC cash) and Miroslav Klose will be discussed. Alves has already indicated to Parry that he is bang up for a move. You heard it here first.
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

    #2
    Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
    Some Football Rumours comedy...

    Complicated transfer saga rumour going around in Liverpool, here it comes:
    Liverpool to sign Villa, but Valencia only let him go if they recieve Reina as part-ex, this is the reason Reina was dropped against Arsenal. Carson will return from loan at Charlton to be 1st choice keeper, this is the reason why on friday evening Benitez phoned Pardew to tell him he could not play Carson otherwise he would have been cup-tied if Liverpool had progressed. He said "Don't you dare play him Alan. Don't you dare". Dudek will now stay till the summer as he believes he may get an oppertunity to play with Reina out the way. Liverpool will raise the money for Villa by selling Crouch to Newcastle who see him as a long term partner for Owen. the last piece of the jigsaw is that Newcastle will raise the money for Crouch by selling Luque to. Valencia who obviously will be using the money from Villa to buy Luque as a replacemet!

    __________________________________________________ ___________________________________


    A friend of mine is a youth player at Liverpool and he has heard some interesting rumours from the fellow players and pro's. David Villa came round Melwood after the Bolton game to look at the facilities and was very impressed. The senior squad are telling Rafa sign Ashley Young and Mascherano has met the squad and is looking forward to playing given FIFA Clearence. The main other thing going round is Crouchy off to Newcastle for upto £12M.

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    My mate Trev does Rick Parrys plumbing and I can reveal that he will be meating David Villa and his agent at the end of this week, and deals for Daniel Alves (DIC cash) and Miroslav Klose will be discussed. Alves has already indicated to Parry that he is bang up for a move. You heard it here first.
    The future you have, tomorrow, won't be the same future you had, yesterday.

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      #3
      I thought you had been kicked from KT
      "What's your favourite Beatles album then?"
      "I think I'd have to say....Best of the Beatles"

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        #4
        my mate trev the plumber and parry doing some meating (is that a sexual term i dont know about)
        Parry is a clown. En Rafa que confiamos

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          #5
          Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
          He said "Don't you dare play him Alan. Don't you dare".
          hehe, Morcombe & Wise stuff. more likes Jones (Vinny) & Wise (Denis)!!

          Bring me sunshine...................................
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            #6
            Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
            Carson will return from loan at Charlton to be 1st choice keeper, this is the reason why on friday evening Benitez phoned Pardew to tell him he could not play Carson otherwise he would have been cup-tied if Liverpool had progressed. He said "Don't you dare play him Alan. Don't you dare".

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              #7
              Okay, there were one or two little bits of artistic licence in there too for comedic purposes. I think they've already been spotted.

              The rest is, er, 'true', though...
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #8
                Babel fanclub member # 4!!!

                **** OFF MOURINHO!!!!!!:whatever:

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                  #9
                  Liverpool to sign Villa, but Valencia only let him go if they recieve Reina as part-ex, this is the reason Reina was dropped against Arsenal. Carson will return from loan at Charlton to be 1st choice keeper, this is the reason why on friday evening Benitez phoned Pardew to tell him he could not play Carson otherwise he would have been cup-tied if Liverpool had progressed. He said "Don't you dare play him Alan. Don't you dare". Dudek will now stay till the summer as he believes he may get an oppertunity to play with Reina out the way. Liverpool will raise the money for Villa by selling Crouch to Newcastle who see him as a long term partner for Owen. the last piece of the jigsaw is that Newcastle will raise the money for Crouch by selling Luque to. Valencia who obviously will be using the money from Villa to buy Luque as a replacemet!


                  Its amazing how things fall into place but is it to much of a convenience
                  When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                    Some Football Rumours comedy...

                    Carson will return from loan at Charlton to be 1st choice keeper, this is the reason why on friday evening Benitez phoned Pardew to tell him he could not play Carson otherwise he would have been cup-tied if Liverpool had progressed. He said "Don't you dare play him Alan. Don't you dare".


                    I've just absolutely pissed myself laughing. Nice one Shaggy!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                      Carson will return from loan at Charlton to be 1st choice keeper, this is the reason why on friday evening Benitez phoned Pardew to tell him he could not play Carson otherwise he would have been cup-tied if Liverpool had progressed. He said "Don't you dare play him Alan. Don't you dare".
                      To which Alan Pardew responded "Knowing me, Alan Pardew, knowing you Rafa Benitez, a-ha"
                      Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                      (1995)
                      "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                        Some Football Rumours comedy...

                        Complicated transfer saga rumour going around in Liverpool, here it comes:
                        Liverpool to sign Villa, but Valencia only let him go if they recieve Reina as part-ex, this is the reason Reina was dropped against Arsenal. Carson will return from loan at Charlton to be 1st choice keeper, this is the reason why on friday evening Benitez phoned Pardew to tell him he could not play Carson otherwise he would have been cup-tied if Liverpool had progressed. He said "Don't you dare play him Alan. Don't you dare". Dudek will now stay till the summer as he believes he may get an oppertunity to play with Reina out the way. Liverpool will raise the money for Villa by selling Crouch to Newcastle who see him as a long term partner for Owen. the last piece of the jigsaw is that Newcastle will raise the money for Crouch by selling Luque to. Valencia who obviously will be using the money from Villa to buy Luque as a replacemet!

                        __________________________________________________ ___________________________________


                        A friend of mine is a youth player at Liverpool and he has heard some interesting rumours from the fellow players and pro's. David Villa came round Melwood after the Bolton game to look at the facilities and was very impressed. The senior squad are telling Rafa sign Ashley Young and Mascherano has met the squad and is looking forward to playing given FIFA Clearence. The main other thing going round is Crouchy off to Newcastle for upto £12M.

                        __________________________________________________ __________________________________


                        My mate Trev does Rick Parrys plumbing and I can reveal that he will be meating David Villa and his agent at the end of this week, and deals for Daniel Alves (DIC cash) and Miroslav Klose will be discussed. Alves has already indicated to Parry that he is bang up for a move. You heard it here first.
                        Ha ha! Note all the Geordie connections as well. It all makes sense now...
                        Are you the Judean People's Front?

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Red Chilli View Post
                          To which Alan Pardew responded "Knowing me, Alan Pardew, knowing you Rafa Benitez, a-ha"
                          --== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--

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                            #14
                            thanks AFII. did you get these from tribal football or your

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Red Chilli View Post
                              To which Alan Pardew responded "Knowing me, Alan Pardew, knowing you Rafa Benitez, a-ha"
                              We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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