Petr Cech

[saj]

and if in doubt, get someone to throw pies at him.

I reckon a kebab would be better, but pies are more aerodynamic

[Redlife]

Absolutely. We should be as physical as possible within the constraints of the rules.

I agree with Howard though, he should be and will be given a great ovation. However, I very much doubt he'll be given the nod ahead of hilarious. He's had f*ck all match practice, no way will he be thrown in at Anfield.

Shankly would have approved of both: the ovation AND thumping him to test him when the game begins.