Maureen at it again...

[Richey]

He clearly doesn't realise that he's just making himself look pathetic with his constant moaning about us. It would be very funny if he wasn't starting to get a bit irritating.

The seeding is done on European performances and Chelsea have had no success there. We have, United have and Arsenal (as last year's finalists) kinda have. He wants to concentrate on winning it rather than moaning about it

[JRG]

No, no no no no.

He's the worst! It comes from the management, owner and captain and trickles down.

He's a horrible, arrogant, stupid, lying, cheating, ignorant, loud-mouthed CNUT.

*breathes*

Hear ****ing hear well said brendan.

[mark1975]

When did he say that?

Well I'm using my lipreading skills to the max here but.... During the CL game at Anfield last year he hacked down Alonso and then walked away and shouted "you're ****ing ****" to which poor old paranoid Crouchy turned around and went 'WHO!?" and Terry pointed at Alonso and said "him, he's ****".

[paulcooper4]

That thick **** Terry makes my teeth itch.

URGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

His ma made carras brothers bellend itch too

[Shaggy]

Frank 'Thuper Goals' Lampard is the worst, closely followed by that wonderful but horrible cheating cnut Cole..

Agreed that Lampard is the absolute PITS.

My litte Chav hit list is as follows:

Lampard
Essien
Drogba
Terry
Robben
Cole
Carvalho

[brendan]

Well I'm using my lipreading skills to the max here but.... During the CL game at Anfield last year he hacked down Alonso and then walked away and shouted "you're ****ing ****" to which poor old paranoid Crouchy turned around and went 'WHO!?" and Terry pointed at Alonso and said "him, he's ****".

Apparently I was wrong. It *is* possible to hate him more.

Thanks.

[IanTheRed]

I suppose that leaves me with Essien though?

Fine, no better man.

Anyone got dibs on Robben?

[mark1975]

His ma made carras brothers bellend itch too

"love in an elevator"...

[Shaggy]

Well I'm using my lipreading skills to the max here but.... During the CL game at Anfield last year he hacked down Alonso and then walked away and shouted "you're ****ing ****" to which poor old paranoid Crouchy turned around and went 'WHO!?" and Terry pointed at Alonso and said "him, he's ****".

Ah I remember that. I interpreted that as Terry saying "cheat" rather than "****".

"You're a ****in' cheat"

"Who?"

"Him, he's a cheat"

If I remember rightly Xabi had just won us a free kick on the edge of the box and Terry thought he dived. My take on it anyway.

[Ryan]

Anyone got dibs on Robben?

I'd quite like to kick the greasy, cheating, prima donna, splay-footed Dutch cnut all round London Ian.

But you did ask first, so by all means...

[mark1975]

'cheat', '****'.. hmmm, could be I suppose.. I need to work on my I's and E's then

[Ryan]

Ah I remember that. I interpreted that as Terry saying "cheat" rather than "****".

"You're a ****in' cheat"

"Who?"

"Him, he's a cheat"

If I remember rightly Xabi had just won us a free kick on the edge of the box and Terry thought he dived. My take on it anyway.

Yeah, that was my take on it too.

But it's better for all parties in this Terry shoe'ing if we believe Mark's version.

[IanTheRed]

I'd quite like to kick the greasy, cheating, prima donna, splay-footed Dutch cnut all round London Ian.

But you did ask first, so by all means...

Cheers Ryan, the slimy ******* may try to wriggle away but I'm sure I'd be able to stand on his throat long enough to use the pitchfork on it. Dive your way out of that you Dutch ****.

[brikkis]

WOW what an angry thread - Maureen really gets on my tits too as does frank, terry, essien, but most of all drogba - the crying, falling, diving cnut. **** now i'm at it!

[brendan]

Agreed that Lampard is the absolute PITS.

My litte Chav hit list is as follows:

Lampard
Essien
Drogba
Terry
Robben
Cole
Carvalho

Many thanks, I'd forgotten about ****ing progeria boy Robben, with his horrible wizened little face and ****, balding yellow hair.

I've saved something special for him.

Since the cnut loves diving so much, I'm going to douse him in accelerant, drag him to the top diving board at his local pool, set the horrible **** on fire and push his flaming body off. The long drop won't put out the flames, and the massive amounts of chlorine in the water won't either, so we can all enjoy his agonized thrashings as we brandish imaginary cards from the safety of the viewing gallery.