Maureen at it again...

[Shaggy]

Yeah, that was my take on it too.

But it's better for all parties in this Terry shoe'ing if we believe Mark's version.

Absolutely.

[Ryan]

Many thanks, I'd forgotten about ****ing progeria boy Robben, with his horrible wizened little face and ****, balding yellow hair.

I've saved something special for him.

Since the cnut loves diving so much, I'm going to douse him in accelerant, drag him to the top diving board at his local pool, set the horrible **** on fire and push his flaming body off. The long drop won't put out the flames, and the massive amounts of chlorine in the water won't either, so we can all enjoy his agonized thrashings as we brandish imaginary cards from the safety of the viewing gallery.

Ha!

[Rich]

There is some real venom directed at Chelsea!!!!

They have done quite a job on becoming the most hated team in the country in 3 short years!!!

[brendan]

Ha!

Thought you might like that

[Shaggy]

Since the cnut loves diving so much, I'm going to douse him in accelerant, drag him to the top diving board at his local pool, set the horrible **** on fire and push his flaming body off. The long drop won't put out the flames, and the massive amounts of chlorine in the water won't either, so we can all enjoy his agonized thrashings as we brandish imaginary cards from the safety of the viewing gallery.

Can't get the images out of my head.

[Ryan]

Thought you might like that

Yes, twas good. Kudos to you.

It reminded me of a short strory I read somewhere actually, Acid House maybe, not sure...

[dww]

There is some real venom directed at Chelsea!!!!

They have done quite a job on becoming the most hated team in the country in 3 short years!!!

We have also done a good job of becoming increasingly bitter/envious fans.

[mark1975]

Thought you might like that

You wouldnt even have to push the fcuker off, watching the Dutch cheating bellend run around aimlessly trying to put himself out would be enough to send him off the edge, and hopefully 50ft down onto the ceramic tiled poolside..

[brendan]

You wouldnt even have to push the fcuker off, watching the Dutch cheating bellend run around aimlessly trying to put himself out would be enough to send him off the edge, and hopefully 50ft down onto the ceramic tiled poolside..

Actually, all you'd have to do is put a ball in front of him, and the ugly little mutant wouldn't be able to curb his natural instincts to hurl himself about 6 foot in the air and over the edge.

[mark1975]

haha

[brendan]

We have also done a good job of becoming increasingly bitter/envious fans.

Yes, I really DO want to commit mass-murder.

Jesus Christ.

[mark1975]

You're not serious about this then?

*Puts the petrol back in the garden shed*

[dww]

It wasn't a comment on what you had said in those terms. it was about how people obsess on what Mourinho says. How people have a genuine hatred for players - I don't for a second think you mean to enact the violent fantasies you write about. Just that noone feels the need to vent their frustration about players who have not been more successful than our own.

[murder_inc]

Brendan can i be your assistant on the burning of Robben PLEASE? i promise i'll be a good boy and won't get in your way and i'll even catch us a Ballack, fresh with minus one nad after i set my Jack Russel on him.

*Begs Brendan and promises the left nad of Michael Ballack*

[red g]

Do what Rafa does......Rise above it