The Hairy Genital

[homer1]

Richard "The Hairy Genital" Keys

Why is everybody talking about andy?

Coz he's a cock

[Parm]

Andy Gray once again proved why he is the biggest c@ck sucker on tv. His bias today was as shocking as always and struggled to give us credit for anything. I was in the pub but I could've sworn that he said Kuyt's goal was mis hit and a few minutes later changed his mind and said that it was a good effort. As I said I was in the pub so I may have misheard....anyone else hear the same?

I thought he said that as well, but then when the reply came up he said it was a good hit.

He was really overhyping West Ham after they scored, really portrayed a picture that we were on the ropes waiting to be knocked out.

[dom9]

How was he today i had the sound turned off.

Why are you asking this question, when to have had the sound turned on would have answered it for you.

Weird.

[mchaggis]

Coz he's a cock

Fair enough

[carrsim]

it's quite simple

the more bitter and desperate he sounds the better we are performing in the league

i hope and pray he gets to do the derby. it will make the win even more satisfying

[Reece]

I can't believe you all get so wound up over a couple of pundits/presenters

[CJ]

it was decided after the chelsea game that Keys would be referred to as the genital.

I decided that he is undeniably hairy so it should be hairy genital

[CJ]

Why are you asking this question, when to have had the sound turned on would have answered it for you.

Weird.

i am really tryin to find out if it ok to switch the volume back on.

when faced with a snake would you let it bite you and find out is poisoness or would you ask someone if it was?

[CharlieMansonsSquint]

One thing that stood out for me was when demanded an extra minute be palyed when Fowler came on (and it happened)- It was as if he could not wait for West Ham to equalise so he could have a pop.

Yes I've never heard him do that before.

Bottom line; He hates us.

We hate him.

He's baldy and has a small cock.

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