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    #91
    UPDATE:

    "Liverpool FC insiders inform us that DIC have been on Merseyside all day and that they've been locked in talks with club officials this evening with regards the present situation.

    There is nothing to suggest that DIC have made a u-turn but there's equally nothing to suggest that they haven't. We have no idea whether Gillett Jnr or DIC will link up with the club, that's up to the board to decide.

    Meanwhile, we can now add that Rafael Benitez and his players and immediate coaching staff have now left Anfield following this evening's meal, leaving Rick Parry and David Moores still at the stadium. "
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    'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

    Bill Shankly.

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      #92
      This ****s ****ed up
      "I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!"

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        #93
        Say what you like, but we are still reading Dunk's snippets of "news"
        --== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--

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          #94
          Originally posted by tomasjj View Post
          Say what you like, but we are still reading Dunk's snippets of "news"
          Good point
          * The above is posted in my opinion. Feel free to disagree.

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            #95
            Originally posted by The_weatherman View Post

            There is nothing to suggest that DIC have made a u-turn but there's equally nothing to suggest that they haven't. We have no idea whether Gillett Jnr or DIC will link up with the club, that's up to the board to decide. Indeed we have no idea whether the sun will come up tomorrow or if it won't, the earth may continue to rotate or it might stop turning.
            Classic Dunk
            Originally posted by Gordon Brown
            (1995)
            "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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              #96
              Originally posted by The_weatherman View Post
              KOPTALK can reveal that DIC officials were at Anfield this evening, despite their announcement earlier today that they had withdrawn their attempt to take over the club.

              Liverpool FC insiders inform us that DIC have been on Merseyside all day and that they've been locked in talks with club officials this evening with regards the present situation.

              There is nothing to suggest that DIC have made a u-turn but there's equally nothing to suggest that they haven't. We have no idea whether Gillett Jnr or DIC will link up with the club, that's up to the board to decide.Meanwhile, we can now add that Rafael Benitez and his players and immediate coaching staff have now left Anfield following this evening's meal, leaving Rick Parry and David Moores still at the stadium.
              thanks for that dunk that has really cleared things up
              The future you have, tomorrow, won't be the same future you had, yesterday.

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                #97
                Originally posted by The_weatherman View Post

                Meanwhile, we can now add that Rafael Benitez and his players and immediate coaching staff have now left Anfield following this evening's meal, leaving Rick Parry and David Moores still at the stadium.
                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is that a joke?!?!?!?!

                10 mins from now...

                KOPTALK.COM can exclusively reveal Steve Finnan turned his nose up at the soup on tonight's canteen menu at Melwood.

                Finnan, 30, is understood to favour tomato-based soups and was deeply upset at the alleged Leek & Potato offering.

                More as and when we get it.
                Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by tomasjj View Post
                  Say what you like, but we are still reading Dunk's snippets of "news"

                  If anyone objects to me quoting anything from KT,please say so and i won't.
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                  'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

                  Bill Shankly.

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by kop-al-74 View Post
                    If anyone objects to me quoting anything from KT,please say so and i won't.
                    Carry on
                    Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                    (1995)
                    "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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                      There is nothing to suggest that DIC have made a u-turn but there's equally nothing to suggest that they haven't




                      Eh?
                      So there is nothing to suggest DIC have made a U turn on the statement they read out saying they'd ****ed us off but equally there is nothing to suggest they havent ****ed us off?

                      What the **** is he on about?
                      Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                        Originally posted by kop-al-74 View Post
                        There is nothing to suggest that DIC have made a u-turn but there's equally nothing to suggest that they haven't.
                        Classic Dunkism.

                        --== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--

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                          Originally posted by kop-al-74 View Post
                          If anyone objects to me quoting anything from KT,please say so and i won't.
                          Don't worry mate. We need Dunk for laughs on a seemingly dark day.
                          --== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--

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                            Originally posted by The_weatherman View Post

                            There is nothing to suggest that DIC have made a u-turn but there's equally nothing to suggest that they haven't.

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                              Calm down everyone, Zico will clear things up for us
                              I know I'll often stop and think about them, In My Life, I love you more - 96

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                                Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is that a joke?!?!?!?!

                                10 mins from now...

                                KOPTALK.COM can exclusively reveal Steve Finnan turned his nose up at the soup on tonight's canteen menu at Melwood.

                                Finnan, 30, is understood to favour tomato-based soups and was deeply upset at the alleged Leek & Potato offering.

                                More as and when we get it.


                                You've got to admit it was a bit rude of Rafa, his immediate coaching staff and his players to just up and leave without asking Moores and Parry if they wanted a lift.
                                Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                                (1995)
                                "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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