How did you spend the last few hours of the transfer window?

[jonesie]

Jimmy Carr signed for Bristol? Rovers or City?

[cobain]

I was at home, watching "Scrubs" on DVD

[BobTheCharmer]

I spent the last hour & half before the transfer window closed getting deep down & dirty with my other half (teletext was on in the background).

[Flake]

I went to see Jimmy Carr in Bristol better than that dick on SSN

Did you kill the ****er? I hate that jowly humourless ****.

[Maestro]

I was imbibing alcoholic beverages and generally holding court in a local tavern. I had not a scant notion of the happenings in the aformentioned transfer market, an actuality which appealed to me enormously.....

[tomasjj]

I spent the last hour & half before the transfer window closed getting deep down & dirty with my other half (teletext was on in the background).

FLMAO at teletext...did you glance over her shoulders for updates as you were at it?

[cobain]

I spent the last hour & half before the transfer window closed getting deep down & dirty with my other half (teletext was on in the background).

[cobain]

FLMAO at teletext...did you glance over her shoulders for updates as you were at it?

When there was no news on Mascherano, he screamd: "Oh, cum on already..." and the other half asked: "Having troubles there love?"

[BobTheCharmer]

FLMAO at teletext...did you glance over her shoulders for updates as you were at it?

whilst taking her from behind I had a great view of the tv, remote in one hand and her left tit in the other. she gave me fright when I was going down on her by shouting 'you've signed another argie!', christ i was up from her pussy and turning round quicker than you can say 'STRAP-ON'.

[cobain]

whilst taking her from behind I had a great view of the tv, remote in one hand and her left tit in the other. she gave me fright when I was going down on her by shouting 'you've signed another argie!', christ i was up from her pussy and turning round quicker than you can say 'STRAP-ON'.

Stop it! You're killing me!

[tomasjj]

whilst taking her from behind I had a great view of the tv, remote in one hand and her left tit in the other. she gave me fright when I was going down on her by shouting 'you've signed another argie!', christ i was up from her pussy and turning round quicker than you can say 'STRAP-ON'.

I wonder what went through her mind as she was watching teletext, being slapped with a remote and taken doggy style

[jonesie]

I wonder what went through her mind as she was watching teletext, being slapped with a remote and taken doggy style

"Where would Mascherano fit into Rafa's tight tactical plan? Will he dislodge Gerrard, Alonso and Sissoko? Is it a wise move to bring him in now? Did I leave the gas on?"

[MrsB]

Sleeping

Me too. Went to bed with a splitting headache.

[BobTheCharmer]

I wonder what went through her mind as she was watching teletext, being slapped with a remote and taken doggy style

I'm moving to London for her, the least she can do is humour me and my love of football.

She hated football before, now she knows most of the players & 22 being her favourite number (what is it with chicks and fav numbers?!!) Momo is now her fav player. Aren't girls simple at times?

She says she doesn't understand all the tactics etc but has declared her love for 'one at the back'. That'll do me.

[johnly]

Yep that was me

(the west ham one that is)

turned them down as they we're only offering 60k a week, think I can get better elsewhere

West Ham offered me 70k a week, found out as I was driving home, I couldn't believe it though, only 70k a week, it caused my to almost crash my car. Now I know how Ashley feels

Seriosuly though last night played some XBOX and watched a bit of SSN waiting to see if anything exciting was gonna happen. Oh the joys of the January sales