For Javier! - A lesson in Scouse.

[Angryred]

So Javier stopped learning English as a result to his disillusionment to his demise at West Ham, you ain't seen nothing yet, Lad!
As well as learning English, you're gonna have to learn Scouse so my reckoning is to forget learning English & concentrate on the Scouse cos if ya can master the Scouse, the english will be a doddle!

Any scousers out there to give him a head start?

English: What is your name?
Scouse: Who's the head? Or something like that, I've forgotten!

[Red_Polo]

Arrr eh! Dats dead shady's dat = Oh dear. That is not to my satisfaction.

Send that foo*phlegmproducingsound*er Cahill the ossy! = I should be especially grateful if you'd injure the Australian midfielder chap.

[rushscored4]

"eh, ****face, yerravin' a laff aren't yeh?"

=

"Hey, KingKenny07, you're not being serious are you old chap?"

[jonesie]

More concerning is that he started learning English at West Ham.

You can imagine him rocking up to Melwood in his yellow three-wheel van.

'Awight Wafa, Aye've got just da fing you need mate. Genuiiiiiiiine Pwremiership twophy that is. It's yours for a mankey, or a pony' (or whatever language they say down there)

Later, he sees Crouchie: 'Awight Cwouchie ya geeza? Got just wat you need mate. Stepladda. Only two left. 10 nicker'
Crouchie: 'I don't need that. Anyway Javi, you can call me Rodney Trotter, some people do'
Javi: 'Whassat? Dave? Awight then Dave. Cheers Dave'

'Get ya jellied eels ere! Awight Steven me old mucka? Hows it ga'in mate? Jellied eel?'

'Ya know what Xabi? Dis time next year we'll be miwionaires! Honest. I've got a fowty graaaand a week contract. Luvly Jubbly!'

[Angryred]

More concerning is that he started learning English at West Ham.

You can imagine him rocking up to Melwood in his yellow three-wheel van.

'Awight Wafa, Aye've got just da fing you need mate. Genuiiiiiiiine Pwremiership twophy that is. It's yours for a mankey, or a pony' (or whatever language they say down there)

Later, he sees Crouchie: 'Awight Cwouchie ya geeza? Got just wat you need mate. Stepladda. Only two left. 10 nicker'
Crouchie: 'I don't need that. Anyway Javi, you can call me Rodney Trotter, some people do'
Javi: 'Whassat? Dave? Awight then Dave. Cheers Dave'

'Get ya jellied eels ere! Awight Steven me old mucka? Hows it ga'in mate? Jellied eel?'

'Ya know what Xabi? Dis time next year we'll be miwionaires! Honest. I've got a fowty graaaand a week contract. Luvly Jubbly!'

Hence the reason why we rarely sign damn cockneys!
Last cockney we signed I think was Barmby?

Still, if Javier thought London was bad, he's in for a surprise when Carra goes to greet him!

[Mumsafan]

Hence the reason why we rarely sign damn cockneys!
Last cockney we signed I think was Barmby?

Still, if Javier thought London was bad, he's in for a surprise when Carra goes to greet him!

Barmby is from Hull !!

[Parm]

Barmby is from Hull !!

that's what I thought!

[Chiccada]

More concerning is that he started learning English at West Ham.

You can imagine him rocking up to Melwood in his yellow three-wheel van.

'Awight Wafa, Aye've got just da fing you need mate. Genuiiiiiiiine Pwremiership twophy that is. It's yours for a mankey, or a pony' (or whatever language they say down there)

Later, he sees Crouchie: 'Awight Cwouchie ya geeza? Got just wat you need mate. Stepladda. Only two left. 10 nicker'
Crouchie: 'I don't need that. Anyway Javi, you can call me Rodney Trotter, some people do'
Javi: 'Whassat? Dave? Awight then Dave. Cheers Dave'

'Get ya jellied eels ere! Awight Steven me old mucka? Hows it ga'in mate? Jellied eel?'

'Ya know what Xabi? Dis time next year we'll be miwionaires! Honest. I've got a fowty graaaand a week contract. Luvly Jubbly!'

Have you been reading my diary????? Pucca.

[rushscored4]

Hence the reason why we rarely sign damn cockneys!
Last cockney we signed I think was Barmby?

Still, if Javier thought London was bad, he's in for a surprise when Carra goes to greet him!

Barmby is from Hull !!

Maybe he meant Kingston...

[Angryred]

Maybe he meant Kingston...

You're right!
So who was the last cockney then?...Paul Walsh? David Speedie? Speedie's scottish, aint he?

Anyhow, I'm sure anyone would be amused at the accents in Melwood right now!

[Ryan_Derrick]

'Awight Wafa, Aye've got just da fing you need mate. Genuiiiiiiiine Pwremiership twophy

Just cos he learnt English while at West Ham doesn't mean he's turned into Jonathan Ross.

[Red Wino]

You're right!
So who was the last cockney then?...Paul Walsh? David Speedie? Speedie's scottish, aint he?

According to lfchistory.net, Walsh is the last London born player to play for LFC. Now, whether he's from EAST London I have no idea (and can't be arsed to research)

[Mumsafan]

I think Finnan has spent a lot of time there hasn't he?

[Chiccada]

I think Finnan has spent a lot of time there hasn't he?

Now you say that, from what i recall Finnan was born in London to Irish parent(s)???

[Mumsafan]

Now you say that, from what i recall Finnan was born in London to Irish parent(s)???

It actually says he was born in Limerick but I'm pretty sure he moved to London as a toddler