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    Andy Johnson to be shown the door!

    Plagiarised from TalkLFC
    http://www.talklfc.com/forums/index....6&#entry666776

    Yes. In a shocking news the Everton manager has revealed that Andy will be shown the door after just spending an year with the club. The reasons were unclear when this was supposed to be a rumor. But the sources have revealed that this is because of the undisciplined performance by him against LFC the other night.

    News agencies have revealed that the blues manager was furious as Andy did not respond at all to what was being taught to him the whole one weak. It could have ruined the plan for the club who went at Anfieled hoping that they would get a point out of the games. Well it will not be wrong to say that hopes and wishes do come true. And it is sometimed good for the 'smaller' clubs to survive in the premiership.

    After we researched further on this issue we found out that the Everton had a plan to stick all the players in there own half. Here is what there manager had to say, " That bastward was asked to stay behind the half way mark. The whole week we practiced how to stand in a Fcuking straight line. He could have ruined it for us. It was a lucky escape for us." As you see here, the manager emphasised totaly on a defensive strategy. The ploy was stay in there own half and try to stop all the shots by Liverpool using there body, as they are no good with there feet.

    When we asked the Everton manager about the goal attempt andy had in the 60th minute and his performance in the previous derby, here is what he had to say. " Are you Fcuking kidding me. Have you ever seen deep see divers play football. He was lucky when they came to our place. And I would not mind that as we hardly score againts any one, and barely win against Liverpool. Yes that made us feel like we won the biggest league in Europe" . When interrepted by our reporter that it is the Champions league, the manager's face became red with anger. Here is what he had to say, " How the fcuk do I know, We have never been there. We can not even dream past the Premier league".

    Further when we asked about the details of the role assigned to andy, here is what we got. " Listen, how many times do I tell you? There was a simple plan we had. Stand in a straight line and take as much beating as you can by blocking each shot. Why do you think Rocky was called there. He was called so that he could the train the fcukers how to take good beating when the likes of Gerrard and Alonso strike the ball. The main aim was to to stop the ball from reaching Howard, he can barely get hold of one. "

    When andy was asked about the same, here is what he had to say." Well I am so sorry for what I did and I publicaly apologise for that. But we are happy with the point, it is more than what we expected. Me and the manager have not gone out in days now, so I ll call him and make it upto him. "

    When rafa was asked about this, here is what he had to say" .. what club? I am sorry never heard of that."
    If you've lost your faith in love and music the end won't be long

    #2
    this is a joke or what?
    "In fact I’m going to make a promise which will be welcomed by many. If there’s no finance secured by the opening day of the season, I’m going to hang up my keyboard and close KOPTALK down." - Duncan Oldham, Expert Conman. March 29th 2006

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        #4
        Originally posted by FowlerLeftFoot View Post
        this is a joke or what?

        No. Its gospel truth
        "With Ron Yeats in defence, we could play Arthur Askey in goal."

        Bill Shankly

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          #5
          Originally posted by FowlerLeftFoot View Post
          this is a joke or what?
          Are you KurtAngle in disguise?

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            #6
            Originally posted by spud_gun View Post
            Are you KurtAngle in disguise?
            Justice for the 96

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              #7
              really?

              Originally posted by Jack D Rips View Post
              No. Its gospel truth
              "In fact I’m going to make a promise which will be welcomed by many. If there’s no finance secured by the opening day of the season, I’m going to hang up my keyboard and close KOPTALK down." - Duncan Oldham, Expert Conman. March 29th 2006

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                #8
                no, are u his wife?

                Originally posted by spud_gun View Post
                Are you KurtAngle in disguise?
                "In fact I’m going to make a promise which will be welcomed by many. If there’s no finance secured by the opening day of the season, I’m going to hang up my keyboard and close KOPTALK down." - Duncan Oldham, Expert Conman. March 29th 2006

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