The Offal Site

[Parm]

Is it me or is the Offal site stangely silent on the takeover news?
Got loads about the Derby game,Utd PTS, Gerrard and Alonso but nothing about the takeover?

[kopdan]

probably not allowed to comment

Hell even their message boards shut for the night

[Parm]

that's our Club to a T, ignore everything until everyone else has commented!

[FowlerLeftFoot]

pies on their faces once already because of the DIC saga, this time they will make sure everything is confirmed before they publish it on their website

[DeeGame]

Day 25,252,.0000.66 in the takeover countdown

10.56 - still no news - (insert 24 ticking clock here)

[Parm]

Day 25,252,.0000.66 in the takeover countdown

10.56 - still no news - (insert 24 ticking clock here)

Parry " Get me Bauer on the phone now"!

[DeeGame]

Parry " Get me Bauer on the phone now"!

11.01 - still no news - Parry "Get chloe to send a Swat team over"

[GordonGecko]

11.01 - still no news - Parry "Get chloe to send a Swat team over"

I suggest we all panic

[Parm]

I suggest we all panic

11:07 Ian Cotton "We have nothing to report"

11:08 Parry "Weren't we supposed to be somewhere at 11am David? David? you still there....."

[DeeGame]

11:07 Ian Cotton "We have nothing to report"

11:08 Parry "Weren't we supposed to be somewhere at 11am David? David? you still there....."

11.10 - Bauer: "Fayed has kidnapped Parry"

[Reece]

11:07 Ian Cotton "We have nothing to report"

11:08 Parry "Weren't we supposed to be somewhere at 11am David? David? you still there....."

Moores "I'm sorry to have to do this Rick".

moores shoots parry in the face

[disco]

Someone let me know when there's a funny reply on this thread :whatever:

[Rocket]

Someone let me know when there's a funny reply on this thread :whatever:

could be a long time coming dazza

[The Wolfman]

Someone let me know when there's a funny reply on this thread :whatever:

well, Reece made the least funny reply.

[Parm]

Someone let me know when there's a funny reply on this thread :whatever: