Shortarse Bellamy

[jonesie]

From the BBC:

"He was complaining I elbowed him in the head. So I said: 'Look at where your head is, I can't help it if you're so short you only come up to my elbow'. He smiled and said 'You've got a point there'."
Newcastle's new man-mountain defender Oguchi Onyewu puts pint-sized Craig Bellamy in his place.

[Rocket]

i'd have smacked him in the face

[Shaggy]

i'd have smacked him in the face

You wouldn't be able to reach. Punch him in the balls maybe?

[GordonGecko]

1-0 to Liverpool

Craig Bellamy puts Newcastle's new man-mountain defender Oguchi Onyewu in his place, by scoring the opener

[disco]

1-0 to Liverpool

Craig Bellamy puts Newcastle's new man-mountain defender Oguchi Onyewu in his place, by scoring the opener

I recommend you stop reading the match report there, you'll only be disappointed

[DeeGame]

I recommend you stop reading the match report there, you'll only be disappointed

[GordonGecko]

too true.

[jonesie]

If we all stop there, we win 1-0, and the world is a great place again.

[Rocket]

If we all stop there, we win 1-0, and the world is a great place again.

and bellers scored the winner

[DeeGame]

From the BBC:

"He was complaining I elbowed him in the head. So I said: 'Look at where your head is, I can't help it if you're so short you only come up to my elbow'. He smiled and said 'You've got a point there'."
Newcastle's new man-mountain defender Oguchi Onyewu puts pint-sized Craig Bellamy in his place.

I was wondering who he was

[zimbo]

It may have been mentioned before, but I'm way too busy/lazy to check, but why does Bellamy never have a collar on his home shirt?
Is it in some way related to his lack of neckage?

[Los Rojos]

Is it in some way related to his lack of neckage?

It's because he doesn't like wearing collars as it reminds him of being in court

[Shaggy]

It's because he doesn't like wearing collars as it reminds him of being in court

Haha I was gonna say, he doesn’t like having his collar felt.

[zimbo]

Presumably he has mixed feelings at being on the bench so often.

[Los Rojos]

Haha I was gonna say, he doesn’t like having his collar felt.

A much better quip that one Shaggy