Training camp bust up/newspaper rumours

[Shaggy]

If I really, really like "my life depended on it sort of" had to shag a player it would have to b..nah, I can't bring myself to saying that.
Sorry.

You don't have to shag 'em mate! That's the beauty of this, er, beauty contest. Surely you're comfortable enough with your sexuality that you can acknowledge a good looking fellow? Surely?!

[anfieldanfield]

If I really, really like "my life depended on it sort of" had to shag a player it would have to b..nah, I can't bring myself to saying that.
Sorry.

Luis for me, very pretty, looks girly, so you could just pretend he was a woman.

[desertscouser]

Gerrard's an ugly f*cker. The only thing he has going for him is his money and the fact that he's one of the best footballers in the world. Those two traits alone make him attractive to the opposite sex. Take them away and the only thing Gerrard would be pulling every weekend is his own todger.

[Mumsafan]

Gerrard's an ugly f*cker. The only thing he has going for him is his money and the fact that he's one of the best footballers in the world. Those two traits alone make him attractive to the opposite sex. Take them away and the only thing Gerrard would be pulling every weekend is his own todger.

Is the correct answer

[tomasjj]

You don't have to shag 'em mate! That's the beauty of this, er, beauty contest. Surely you're comfortable enough with your sexuality that you can acknowledge a good looking fellow? Surely?!

That is what I though, comfy enough about myself and my sexuality and all...then I thought about Jules and co using it against me in the next rumble.... But I can take that anyway.

If it's only a beauty contest it could be Luis or Speedy.

[Mumsafan]

That is what I though, comfy enough about myself and my sexuality and all...then I thought about Jules and co using it against me in the next rumble.... But I can take that anyway.

If it's only a beauty contest it could be Luis or Speedy.

They are both girly though

[tomasjj]

Take them away and the only thing Gerrard would be pulling every weekend is his own todger.

LMFAO!

But true.

[anfieldanfield]

That is what I though, comfy enough about myself and my sexuality and all...then I thought about Jules and co using it against me in the next rumble.... But I can take that anyway.

If it's only a beauty contest it could be Luis or Speedy.

Cant see the attraction with Gonzalez, personally..

[tomasjj]

They are both girly though

That must be it then.

[Maestro]

It was quite interesting though - to see what blokes think women will fancy


I bet AA has been going round looking all miserable cos he thinks women find it sexy

....just looking miserable?

[anfieldanfield]

....just looking miserable?

Dont listen to Mums, if she was 20 years younger, she'd be after me...

[Maestro]

Dont listen to Mums, if she was 20 years younger, she'd be after me...

...she'd probably have a baseball bat in her hand though...

[Mumsafan]

...she'd probably have a baseball bat in her hand though...

[Pacman]

Just a bit of fun ain't it....we always get desperate when we've not had a game for ages.

My controversial offering would be Crouchie - he's not blessed with the greatest natural appearance but he maximises his possibilities very well. He's a preeeeeety cooooool dude!

I'm with you there brother.

Crouchie does maximise what little looks he has got.

[tomasjj]

...she'd probably have a baseball bat in her hand though...

*Must resist edit*h: