greetings from Barcelona. . .

[ronan]

bats for both teams?

[REDSCOUSER]

bats for both teams?

**** stirrer

[tomasjj]

Ah...lucky you.
have a good one.

[ronan]

**** stirrer

[RoadEnd]

Arriving at 1.50 pm Wednesday - plane better not be delayed or I'll be parachuting into the stadium. Having said that, with the height of the stand for the reds fans, I could just step out.

Anyone looking for a dodgy club - try Club Bagdad - but don't take a credit card.

http://www.bagdad.com/

[mick the click]

Jammy *******s - have a great time!

[BobTheCharmer]

thought you were bringing your other half with you
or was that the mistress?

what to barca? no chance. to london yes.

just found out our flight leaves at 7.30am, getting picked up at half ****ing 4 in the morning. Its gonna be a long day.

Tonight I have to re-polish my CV from stratch after being told by the recruitment agency it looks 'dated'. Joy. Order a dining table & chairs, bed & wardrobe, find the poxy mouse that is in the house and chewed part of the sofa to bits, find my passport....YES THATS FIND MY PASSPORT!!! In the morning I have to find out why my car is still in the garage. Why didn't they call? *****. Then I have to call the estate agents and apologise for swearing at them for being totally useless and telling them to stick the sofas where the sun don't shine. After all that & only then can I look forward to the match & the occassion.

Ps, shall I take my red industrial smoke bombs with me that I've been saving for a special occasion? Or wilol I get arrested?

[tomasjj]

what to barca? no chance. to london yes.

just found out our flight leaves at 7.30am, getting picked up at half ****ing 4 in the morning. Its gonna be a long day.

Tonight I have to re-polish my CV from stratch after being told by the recruitment agency it looks 'dated'. Joy. Order a dining table & chairs, bed & wardrobe, find the poxy mouse that is in the house and chewed part of the sofa to bits, find my passport....YES THATS FIND MY PASSPORT!!! In the morning I have to find out why my car is still in the garage. Why didn't they call? *****. Then I have to call the estate agents and apologise for swearing at them for being totally useless and telling them to stick the sofas where the sun don't shine. After all that & only then can I look forward to the match & the occassion.

Ps, shall I take my red industrial smoke bombs with me that I've been saving for a special occasion? Or wilol I get arrested?

Don't put the bombs in the same bag as your passport or it might catch fire.
We wouldn't want that, would we?

[cobain]

Liverpool supporters in possession of a valid match ticket for Wednesday's Champions League tie are being offered free entrance to the superb FC Barcelona Museum.
Liverpudlians are being invited to visit the Nou Camp on Tuesday and Wednesday this week.

Jordi Penas i Babot, Director of the FCB Museum, says: "FC Barcelona extends a warm welcome to the supporters of Liverpool Football Club. Please show your match ticket at the ticket office for a free visit to the FCB Museum."

And, in what is a special joint promotion between the two club's, Liverpool are reciprocating the offer to visiting Barcelona fans when they travel to Anfield for the return leg in a fortnight's time.

Source: http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/drill...70219-1018.htm

Hope you enjoy it mate

oh

And please don't forget to shout at Ronaldinho: "Where's your dentist?!"

[Eth]

I hope everyone has a great and safe time there - true fans lads - its not cheap to get there. I would love to have been able to go

[Mumsafan]

I took my other half to the airport last night where he was to meet his friend who had decided rather than leave his car at our house he'd get a lift. About 5 mins before we reached the airport (Coventry) his mate phones and says "Where are you? Are you going to be long? Which building do I go in?"

To which Lasty replies "There is only one building - it's a small airport. Just wait by the door and I'll meet you there"

So I drop him off and head home with the kids. Anyway, just before we get home the phone rings, it's Lasty. He'd rang his mate and asked where he was cuase he couldn't see him anywhere and Coventry Check in is tiny. His feckin nob of a mate was at East Midlands Airport!! What a moron!!

He said "I thought it was the airport closest to your house"

Lasty: "It is"

Mate: "I thought you lived in Nottingham!"

Honestly, you couldn't make it up - this fella has actually been to our house!! Anyway he is trying to get a flight from somewhere today but it'll cost him a fortune. What a total ****!!

[Jacko]

Just a brief update reds!

Anyone going tomorrow who doesn´t have a ticket better have deep pockets! I´ve just paid 600 euros for two tickets for my mate who come outs tomorrow. Fortunately i managed to get mine at face value cause i managed to find an irish guy who could get me tickets on general sale!

They went onsale at 9 this morning. I stayed up all nite so i could get up and get ready- i was there for 6am this morning only to be told at 10 to nine i wouldn´t be getting near the ticket office cause im english! Apparently Rep of Ireland is ok though!

Anyways. . . after paying well over the odds for two tickets when he realised i had a little more the cheaky little b*stard decided he wanted more and tried to rob me!

Result- after not politley agreeing to give him more it resulted in me being chased round the Nou camp by three other touts!

Il calmly say this- they are c*nts!

[disco]

****ing hell

Glad you're ok!

[kev776]

I took my other half to the airport last night where he was to meet his friend who had decided rather than leave his car at our house he'd get a lift. About 5 mins before we reached the airport (Coventry) his mate phones and says "Where are you? Are you going to be long? Which building do I go in?"

To which Lasty replies "There is only one building - it's a small airport. Just wait by the door and I'll meet you there"

So I drop him off and head home with the kids. Anyway, just before we get home the phone rings, it's Lasty. He'd rang his mate and asked where he was cuase he couldn't see him anywhere and Coventry Check in is tiny. His feckin nob of a mate was at East Midlands Airport!! What a moron!!

He said "I thought it was the airport closest to your house"

Lasty: "It is"

Mate: "I thought you lived in Nottingham!"

Honestly, you couldn't make it up - this fella has actually been to our house!! Anyway he is trying to get a flight from somewhere today but it'll cost him a fortune. What a total ****!!

I have just deposited a gob full of coffee all over my desk reading this.

Funniest thing Ive read in years.

[Mumsafan]

Received a text: Lovely day - sitting by the harbour.


**** OFF - I don't wanna know