There all lucky fookers been out there. It will be some atmosphere game day
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What a dosy shobgite.Originally posted by Mumsafan View PostI took my other half to the airport last night where he was to meet his friend who had decided rather than leave his car at our house he'd get a lift. About 5 mins before we reached the airport (Coventry) his mate phones and says "Where are you? Are you going to be long? Which building do I go in?"
To which Lasty replies "There is only one building - it's a small airport. Just wait by the door and I'll meet you there"
So I drop him off and head home with the kids. Anyway, just before we get home the phone rings, it's Lasty. He'd rang his mate and asked where he was cuase he couldn't see him anywhere and Coventry Check in is tiny. His feckin nob of a mate was at East Midlands Airport!! What a moron!!
He said "I thought it was the airport closest to your house"
Lasty: "It is"
Mate: "I thought you lived in Nottingham!"
Honestly, you couldn't make it up - this fella has actually been to our house!! Anyway he is trying to get a flight from somewhere today but it'll cost him a fortune. What a total ****!!
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Is the correct answer.Originally posted by Mumsafan View Post
At least you're going to the home game though, aren't you?Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed itComment
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I can't. Something more important to do that day!I live with Steptoe.Comment
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Originally posted by Mumsafan View Post
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed itComment
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drink moritz instead of estrella. Its more potent if recal correctly and its also the local beer and its deliciousOriginally posted by Jacko View Post
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Seems Lasty's mate won't be making it after all - a flight tomorrow would be £495
Couldn't really hear much of what he was saying apart from he was drinking with Spionkop69 and hadn't eaten anything! The things men say!
I live with Steptoe.Comment
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Jacko made it on getty images
well done lad
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Originally posted by REDSCOUSER View Post
Jacko made it on getty images well done lad
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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Are we talking the Tim Henman lookalike (at a stretch) or the other one?Originally posted by REDSCOUSER View Post
Jacko made it on getty images well done ladComment
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haha, nice trackie bottomsOriginally posted by REDSCOUSER View Post
Jacko made it on getty images well done lad
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You mean "are we talking the gay one or the ugly one?"Originally posted by mick the click View Post
There is a light that never goes out. RIP Alan "Mally" Johnston and the 96. YNWA.Comment
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Originally posted by rushscored4 View PostYou mean "are we talking the gay one or the ugly one?"
Or ..............the skunk or the bald *******All hat and no cattleComment
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jacko is wearing the red shirt
"People from Liverpool have got something about them and, if they’re not happy about something, they let people know.”
Jamie Carragher 15/1/2008Comment
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The one with hair that will soon look like Pepe'sOriginally posted by mick the click View Post
Jacko always makes it on something - I think he trawls round looking for camera menI live with Steptoe.Comment
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