Think Riise will score..

[lfc4ever]

WOOD you expect anything else? Nothing wrong with a bit of IRON-y.

Alrite, i've embarrased myself enough now...

Thank **** for that, I thought things might have ironed themselves out on their own, but they needed caddying along in the end.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

If we do it the fair way rather than relying on the rough approach, then we can take them back to fortress anfield and attack them from the bunker. Hopefully Ronaldino will be too mezmerised by the scouse birdies to concentrate on the game. It's a well publicised handicap of his.

Before you shoot me, I got some help from professional scouser, Jimmy Tarbuck.

[jonesie]

If we do it the fair way rather than relying on the rough approach, then we can take them back to fortress anfield and attack them from the bunker. Hopefully Ronaldino will be too mezmerised by the scouse birdies to concentrate on the game. It's a well publicised handicap of his.

Before you shoot me, I got some help from professional scouser, Jimmy Tarbuck.

And with that this thread must die.

[cobain]

TEE him up

Well... For us or for Barca (OG)?

[PTP]

i don't know whether to laugh or cry at this thread, it's Even

[jonesie]

I think we're FLAG-ging. Erm, it's a shame Luis (SERGIO) GARCIA isn't playing against his old CLUB. He'd have played like a TIGER. Anyone ELS want to keep this going?

Thought not. Off to the 19th hole.

[cobain]

i don't know whether to laugh or cry at this thread, it's Even

I stopped crying minutes ago

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

And with that this thread must die.

He had me at gun point, honestly. He made me write it out or otherwise I had to shag his daughter.

Sorry.

[PTP]

I think we're FLAG-ging. Erm, it's a shame Luis (SERGIO) GARCIA isn't playing against his old CLUB. He'd have played like a TIGER. Anyone ELS want to keep this going?

Thought not. Off to the 19th hole.

thats a pretty good effort - about LEVEL PAR with some of the other (SH)ANKERS

[jonesie]

He had me at gun point, honestly. He made me write it out or otherwise I had to shag his daughter.

Sorry.

It's alright it could have been worse, just look at mine.

This is about the thread by the way, nothing to do with his daughter, although now you've put that image in my head I won't sleep.

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

It's alright it could have been worse, just look at mine.

This is about the thread by the way, nothing to do with his daughter, although now you've put that image in my head I won't sleep.

Will you be keeping one eye open then...

[jonesie]

Will you be keeping one eye open then...

[Marky]

This thread is PUNNING along nicely folks.

[jonesie]

This thread is PUNNING along nicely folks.

It was. You've just killed it with that effort.

(changed avatar again folks, i may stick with this)

[Shaggy]

Marky's really getting into the SWING of things eh? Life's a PITCH.

As for Riise...what happened to that bird he was texting? I hope he PUTTER in her place. I heard he switched his attention and tried to HOOK Minnie DRIVER, but her interest began to FADE recently. Lucky escape for him, I think she's as ROUGH as ****.

Even if we beat Barca, we've still got a FAIRWAY to go in the tournament. If they win it again I'll be GREEN with envy.