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    Riise to miss Barca clash

    I know I have seen this name before, isnt he the one that started all this ****?
    Liverpool - Riise to miss Barcelona Game
    By Sack the Juggler | Related entries in Uncategorized

    Apparently he’s feeling a bit below par and has a problem with his legs, he’s got a hole in one, and he has got a fairway to go before he’s better.

    Of course, he reckons Bellamy is driving him mad and that he has a huge chip on his shoulder, although that might be putting it mildly.

    He said he wood be feeling a bit rough in the morning, and he was looking a little green, although he’d probably feel better after a sandwedge and some tee.
    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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    Thats ok not as good as the puns in "Think Riise will score.." thread
    When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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      #3
      You reckon 'Sack the Juggler' was on here last night stealing my, frankly, quite brilliant puns?

      Is he one of you?????
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        #4
        Originally posted by jonesie23 View Post
        You reckon 'Sack the Juggler' was on here last night stealing my, frankly, quite brilliant puns?

        Is he one of you?????
        It's me .

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