Sorry this may be off topic but it looks like there won't be too many sick jokes the next time the Mancs` come to Anfield:
Man Utd fans in Lens crush scare
Manchester United fans were involved in a security scare during the Champions League tie against Lille amid scares they were being crushed in the stands.
A problem erupted 15 minutes into the match at Lens' Stade Felix-Bollaert, with some fans being pushed against the 10-foot-high metal security fences.
Fans reacted angrily, prompting riot police to fire tear gas into the stand.
However, after two fans, one an elderly woman, were lifted over the barriers to safety, the unrest was quelled.
Television reports suggested the gates at the back of the stand had been opened by police to allow Red Devils supporters with tickets for the home section of the stadium to sit with their own fans.
United had expressed concerns about the basic facilities at the ground before the match.
The club was surprised Lille were allowed to move the game to the compact 42,000 stadium in northern France rather than a larger, more modern venue like the Stade de France.
Manchester United secretary Ken Ramsden revealed the club would meet with Uefa and Football Association officials after the game to discuss the incident.
Man Utd fans in Lens crush scare
Manchester United fans were involved in a security scare during the Champions League tie against Lille amid scares they were being crushed in the stands.
A problem erupted 15 minutes into the match at Lens' Stade Felix-Bollaert, with some fans being pushed against the 10-foot-high metal security fences.
Fans reacted angrily, prompting riot police to fire tear gas into the stand.
However, after two fans, one an elderly woman, were lifted over the barriers to safety, the unrest was quelled.
Television reports suggested the gates at the back of the stand had been opened by police to allow Red Devils supporters with tickets for the home section of the stadium to sit with their own fans.
United had expressed concerns about the basic facilities at the ground before the match.
The club was surprised Lille were allowed to move the game to the compact 42,000 stadium in northern France rather than a larger, more modern venue like the Stade de France.
Manchester United secretary Ken Ramsden revealed the club would meet with Uefa and Football Association officials after the game to discuss the incident.
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