What about this, to the tune of Copacabana (from Shaggy's favourite singer
)
His name is Javier, he is a maestro
Should have won the last World Cup but his coach he ***ked it up
He'll run you over like a car it's just the way the Argies are
he's Argentin-i-an, he rooms with Steve Finn-an
He's a magician and he's hard and he's a f**king star!
CHORUS:
We call him Masher! Mascherano
he's harder than Tony Soprano
We call him Masher! Mascherano
he's a wizard with the ball and he always gives his all
At Anfield...he is the man....
)His name is Javier, he is a maestro
Should have won the last World Cup but his coach he ***ked it up
He'll run you over like a car it's just the way the Argies are
he's Argentin-i-an, he rooms with Steve Finn-an
He's a magician and he's hard and he's a f**king star!
CHORUS:
We call him Masher! Mascherano
he's harder than Tony Soprano
We call him Masher! Mascherano
he's a wizard with the ball and he always gives his all
At Anfield...he is the man....




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