Manc-specific songs/chants?

[Draxdor]

Hey all...gonna be watching this Saturday from the snug confines of the MiniKop at Scallywags in Toronto. It'll be another one of those dead early starts for us (7:30 am local), which usually means the atmosphere is crap. But since this is the Mancs we're talking about, we can't have that. Some of the lads are talking about sneaking in some liquid eye-openers, and if there's singing to be done, I want to do my part.

Are there any good new chants?... Of course, we will give our songs a good (if sleepy) airing. But some snot-nosed United fans always manage to skive into our pub, and it's helpful to let them know what we think of them and their shower-of-****e club.

jD

[Eth]

Sing about your own club mate - down lower yourself to singing about the Mancs

[Draxdor]

Sing about your own club mate - down lower yourself to singing about the Mancs

I hear ya! And we do...the Toronto Branch has gotten a lot better at it lately, which I'm over the moon about. Still, isn't it fun to get a (friendly?) little dig in...a bit if banter, if you will?

Either way, as long as YNWA is ringing in their ears as they trudge out into the blizzard, I guess that's mission accomplished

[RedJedi]

I think its ok to give them **** if your playing them.

[Johnny]

I think its ok to give them **** if your playing them.

i give them **** even if we`re not playing them,they deserve it 100%.

[Xabi_is_God]

You should have a party at someones house first. start it about 3am. everyone should be in fine form for singing by half7

[Shaggy]

I occasionally enjoy a rendtion of "the famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope...".

[Draxdor]

You should have a party at someones house first. start it about 3am. everyone should be in fine form for singing by half7

See, now that's genious...

It'll be like the New Years Day game....stumbled into the bar at half seven, straight from the party, to watch us play...wait, who did we play again?

[RedJedi]

I occasionally enjoy a rendtion of "the famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope...".

Classic

Although my fave is "Gary Nevile shags his mar"

[thesilverfoxlfc]

I occasionally enjoy a rendtion of "the famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope...".

the famous man united went to rome to
see the pope, the famous man united went
to rome to see the pope the famous man
united went to rome to see the pope and
this is what he said f**k off who the
f**k are man united, who the f**k are
man united........................

[cobain]

Man Utd's full of ****,
full of ****, full of ****,
Man Utd's full of ****,
full of bull****!

Well, we're going to watch the match here in Slovenija, but will probably sing about our club, not other... I think we've sang only one time about another club and it was "**** off Chelsea FC, you ain't got no history..."

I believe that we're better than those Manc and Blue****e scumbags who sing about us all the time! We just want to make LFC proud, not embarass it or, Fowler forbid, put it in a bad name

[Dave_S]

How about..........

Gary Neville's a ****
And Wayne Rooney is fat
You think you're great but we're better than you
You've only won two
You've only won two
In istanbul we won it five times.

Makes me chuckle :-)

[rodo]

anything about gary neville and his ma is very acceptable

[cobain]

anything about gary neville and his ma is very acceptable

You mean:

Gary Neville shags his ma
shags his ma, shags his ma.
Gary Neville shags his ma,
up the ****er?

Well, the song's great but it's just disgusting imo

I also like a line, put by a LFC fan on the wall in one of the pubs in Ljubljana when Liverpool played Olimpija in 2003. It reads: "Only fools and horses GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!"

[RedJedi]

There is nothing wrong singing songs about other teams when you are playing them. Thats what has always made this game so special.

Singing about them when your playing someone else is WRONG.