My work collegue just send me this little gem - apparently took him all of 5 mins to write!
"An ode to the future"
Once upon a time there was a town called Manc
Who had a footy team that was really wank
They started out as Newton Heath
And always finished underneath
The MIGHTY REDS called LIVERPOOL
They played football that made you drool
Then along came Ferguson
Football was never the same again
Souness ****ed us up big time
While Man United were sublime
Chelsea got bought by Abramovich
That was a real son of a bitch
Benitez came and put us right
In a position to challenge the red Manc ****e
You may well win the title this year
But listen loud, make sure you hear
You'll never be better than Liverpool
Mark my words, next year we'll rule
You'll never have a record like ours
You're efforts will only result in farce
When Fergie goes your success will end
Man United will no longer have friends
Your huge "fan base" will reveal its intentions
To follow the trend of media attention
Your biggest game of the season so far
Will come on Saturday and will be marred
You have no chance of a result here
The Anfield Reds will be full of cheer
You'll lose to Lille and Chelsea next
You'll fail to get your muscles flexed
Once Giggs and Scholes hang up their boots
You'll have to leave your successful roots
Buy in players from other teams
You'll fall apart at the seams
You'll never find another Fergie
You're team will get the football lurgy!!
Copyright 2007 Matt Dalton
"An ode to the future"
Once upon a time there was a town called Manc
Who had a footy team that was really wank
They started out as Newton Heath
And always finished underneath
The MIGHTY REDS called LIVERPOOL
They played football that made you drool
Then along came Ferguson
Football was never the same again
Souness ****ed us up big time
While Man United were sublime
Chelsea got bought by Abramovich
That was a real son of a bitch
Benitez came and put us right
In a position to challenge the red Manc ****e
You may well win the title this year
But listen loud, make sure you hear
You'll never be better than Liverpool
Mark my words, next year we'll rule
You'll never have a record like ours
You're efforts will only result in farce
When Fergie goes your success will end
Man United will no longer have friends
Your huge "fan base" will reveal its intentions
To follow the trend of media attention
Your biggest game of the season so far
Will come on Saturday and will be marred
You have no chance of a result here
The Anfield Reds will be full of cheer
You'll lose to Lille and Chelsea next
You'll fail to get your muscles flexed
Once Giggs and Scholes hang up their boots
You'll have to leave your successful roots
Buy in players from other teams
You'll fall apart at the seams
You'll never find another Fergie
You're team will get the football lurgy!!
Copyright 2007 Matt Dalton
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