"Look guys this is my best Wayne Rooney impression so stop taking the piss!"
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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Ribbet.Originally posted by cadmium View Post
Quote of the year :
"With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"
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Gerrard Introduces Mascher to scouse humour with the old 'Mr Whippy doing a ****' joke...Everything is PoliticsComment
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An addmission,,couldn`t think of anything for the caption.Originally posted by Neil Young View PostComment
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Originally posted by GordonGecko View Post
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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I refuse to have another go until I'm promised that I'll win a Liverpool End of Season DVD which, despite the fact I won I never ****ing got!!!
Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
John Updike
My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
George GillettComment
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I promise you,Jonesie.Originally posted by jonesie23 View Post I refuse to have another go until I'm promised that I'll win a Liverpool End of Season DVD which, despite the fact I won I never ****ing got!!!
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