Originally posted by disco
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Competely threw me when Mr Maestro first spoke to me in an Oirish accent
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so what other accents has he been doing for ya then
Competely threw me when Mr Maestro first spoke to me in an Oirish accent
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
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Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
Quote of the year :
"With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"
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Quote of the year :
"With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"
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Originally posted by Red_hot View PostTwo fellas by me had cans of lager and a bottle of whiskey.
Would any stewards care to comment?
Shocking. They didnt go through my set of turnstiles though.Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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Wouldn't have happened on your watch eh?Originally posted by The Glove View PostRAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!Comment
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Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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Felt sorry for the stewards in my block las night kept trying for the first 20 to get people to sit down, gave up then. But there was this little old bloke clearing the stairs "keep it clear, health and safety".08-09 Dirk monitor
5 goals (target 15)
3 assists also........Comment
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I doubt The Glove would've been as polite.
RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!Comment
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I took a bottle of vodka in! no problems even the steward had a swig!Comment
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RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!Comment
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Maybe free meals are one of the perks working at KFC?Originally posted by Red_hot View PostHe burped right in mine and Maestro's face yesterday and it stank of chicken!
There is a light that never goes out. RIP Alan "Mally" Johnston and the 96. YNWA.Comment
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When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........Comment
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Two blokes next to me had a fecking hip-flask. Kept taking swigs throughout the game.
By the end, i think they were calling Momo "Crouchy"
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fair enough mistakeOriginally posted by DJS View PostBy the end, i think they were calling Momo "Crouchy"
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we did, it was called the AlbertOriginally posted by thesilverfoxlfc View Post
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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