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    John Arne Riise and text messaging

    Sorry if this has been covered to death, but I'm fairly new around these parts.
    I've seen loads of references to JAR and text messaging, but never known what it's about. Is there a comical/scandalous back-story I should know about?
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    #2
    he has been sending complientary text messages to the opposite sex.
    The bitch decided to go public with them
    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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      #3
      Originally posted by bazza76 View Post
      he has been sending complientary text messages to the opposite sex.
      The bitch decided to go public with them
      Better than that, the dizzy so-and-so sent the SAME text to about 20 different high-profile birds, IIRC. Then they all compared notes

      Smoooooth

      jD
      jD

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        #4
        Originally posted by Draxdor View Post
        Better than that, the dizzy so-and-so sent the SAME text to about 20 different high-profile birds, IIRC. Then they all compared notes

        Smoooooth

        jD
        yeah i forgot about that bit.
        Poor old JAR isnt having the best time of it of late is he. being screwed by the women and the businesess.
        Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
        'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

        "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

        * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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          #5
          Originally posted by bazza76 View Post
          yeah i forgot about that bit.
          Poor old JAR isnt having the best time of it of late is he. being screwed by the women and the businesess.
          He's a thick ginger, but he's OUR thick ginger
          jD

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            #6
            And I thought his mum was meant to be looking after him!

            How can you be skint when you earn £40k a week!
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              #7
              Originally posted by Cacodemon View Post
              And I thought his mum was meant to be looking after him!

              How can you be skint when you earn £40k a week!
              by spending £41k a week
              RIP IRWT post/rant, best ever

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                #8
                True. I suppose.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Cacodemon View Post
                  True. I suppose.
                  wish i could do it
                  RIP IRWT post/rant, best ever

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                    #10
                    What LOSE £1k a week? Good luck to you.
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Cacodemon View Post
                      What LOSE £1k a week? Good luck to you.
                      yep, if i could afford that, i wouldnt be working,
                      RIP IRWT post/rant, best ever

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                        #12
                        Disgraceful behaviour from JAR. As a millionaire footballer shouldn't he be beating them off with a ****ty stick?
                        F****n' 'ell It's Fred Titmus

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by denny ammo View Post
                          Disgraceful behaviour from JAR. As a millionaire footballer shouldn't he be beating them off with a ****ty stick?
                          He's ginger.

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                            #14
                            He seems to of lost the plot, maybe Bellamy invested in his company and thats what the whole golf clud incident was about
                            When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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                              #15
                              golf clud ....... tell me more!

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