Bellers & Riise joke

[Hass]

Shamelessly nicked from the guardian website.. but well worth a chuckle


How come John Arne Riise didn't have any cuts or bruises to show for his well documented ordeal at the hands of keen golfer Craig Bellamy?



Because Bellamy was only using an Everton iron.



A what?



A small club!!!

[Reece]

Jesus

[LadyRed]

*opens the door for Hass*

[DeeGame]

*opens the door for Hass*

Wheres he going

[LadyRed]

Wheres he going

To the taxi that's waiting for him.

[DeeGame]

To the taxi that's waiting for him.

Did he order a taxi

[LadyRed]

Im calling one for you too Dee


:rollseyes:

[DeeGame]

Im calling one for you too Dee


:rollseyes:

Make sure they are a registered company please

[PTP]

Wheres he going

To the taxi that's waiting for him.

Did he order a taxi

Im calling one for you too Dee


:rollseyes:

[LadyRed]

Make sure they are a registered company please

Bad experience with touts?

[DeeGame]

Bad experience with touts?

very but i dont want to talk about it as it is too traumatic

[Reece]

Dee got man raped.

[Kinell]

I don't know which is funnier the joke or the replies! lol!

[LadyRed]

I don't know which is funnier the joke or the replies! lol!

Um...well it wasn't the joke!

[Reece]

This thread is an abomination to mankind.