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    Read my Carragher article. Come on, give a kid a chance!!!

    As some of you on here already know, I'm trying to make a career out of rambling on endlessly about football.

    I'm in the final year of my course now at Liverpool JMU, and the probably desperate people at 'Voice of Football' have signed me up to write a column for them.

    It's not going to be all about Liverpool (in fact I may be forced to say nice things about Man U soon), but my first column is about the legend that is Jamie Carragher.

    Read it if you want, please... (and I'm not sure what they've done with the pic)

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    Raging Bull

    MARK JONES
    12 March 2007

    Upon receiving his first ever ‘Best Director’ Oscar at the always glitzy and glamorous Academy Awards ceremony in Hollywood two weeks ago, legendary film director Martin Scorsese joked: “Could you double-check the envelope?”

    After being nominated five times for classic films such as Goodfellas and Raging Bull, Scorsese was finally honoured for last year’s crime thriller The Departed, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jack Nicholson. Ironically, many critics felt that this didn’t represent the director’s best work.

    One man who must have known exactly how Scorsese felt was Jamie Carragher.

    Had the Liverpool centre back opened his newspapers last Wednesday morning he’d have read gushing praise about his performance at the heart of the Reds’ back line in the epic, and very loud, away-goals triumph over reigning European champions Barcelona at Anfield.

    Carragher’s performance earned rave reviews from all quarters, with virtually every national newspaper singling him out and praising how he dealt with Barca’s three ‘cracks’, Ronaldinho, Samuel Eto’o and Leo Messi.

    For seasoned Carragher-watchers though, the display was nothing out of the ordinary. He has been playing like that virtually week-in week-out for the best part of the last three years. It’s just not often that he gets any praise for it.

    If Scorsese were to make an epic thriller about last Tuesday’s events at Anfield, then the part of Carragher would surely be played by the director’s favourite, Robert De Niro. Gritty, uncompromising and with a will-to-win so large that it dwarfs all of his competitors, De Niro wouldn’t go far wrong if he were to portray Carragher like he did Jake LaMotta in Raging Bull. Before he got fat

    Carragher’s display alongside Daniel Agger at the heart of defence allowed for the Reds’ attacking talents of Steven Gerrard, Dirk Kuyt and Craig Bellamy (surely the Joe Pesci to Carragher’s De Niro) to take control of the game, and Liverpool should have been at least two-up by half-time.

    When the chances dried up in the second half, Carragher was there to snuff out any danger, and bar Ronaldinho’s moment of magic when he hit the post, Barca struggled to create anything before Eidur Gudjohnsen’s arrival.

    Even in those tense, nervy fifteen minutes after the ex-Chelsea man’s goal, Pepe Reina was barely troubled.

    What was most surprising about the entire night was that people were actually surprised by Carragher’s performance. Where were they when, ridden with cramp, he was throwing himself in front of every white AC Milan shirt that came close to goal in extra time in Istanbul? Were they looking the other way when, for 180 minutes (plus a lot of injury time), he didn’t let Chelsea have a single shot on target in the two-legged semi-final before that?

    For years Carragher has been chief amongst the sufferers of England’s ‘everyone can get a game’ friendly policy. Play excellently for 20 consecutive matches in the Premiership, but come on as a sub for half an hour in a meaningless international, probably in the wrong position, and don’t immediately shine and that’s it. You’re written off as ‘not good enough for England’.

    Until recently, players such as Jonathan Woodgate, Ledley King and Sol Campbell were considered to be ahead of Carragher in the England pecking order, but over the years the Reds man has slowly but surely been getting the praise he deserves, and there are now some calls for him to be slotted in as John Terry’s first choice defensive partner.

    Given Liverpool fans’ passionate loyalties towards their club, most aren’t too bothered about the fortunes of the national team and whether Carragher plays for them or not.

    But it’s about recognition: Carragher seems to be slowly winning over the opinion-formers of the game, and could soon be reaping the rewards that he so richly deserves.

    Jamie Carragher the Scouse Scorsese? Well, I’m not sure if the legendary director is a Guinness drinker, but I’m sure he’d tell you that good things come to those who wait...
    Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
    John Updike

    My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
    George Gillett

    #2
    Very good mate.

    If I were to nitpick I think there might be one misplaced comma, but other than it's top notch.



    Good luck with it mate, you should go far.
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      #3
      I've, always, done, that.
      Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
      John Updike

      My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
      George Gillett

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        #4
        Excellent Stuff. Well Done,
        Dare we believe

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          #5
          Originally posted by blacky View Post
          Excellent Stuff. Well Done,
          HAHAHA. Is that grossly misplaced comma a deliberate mistake?
          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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            #6
            Originally posted by jonesie23 View Post
            I've, always, done, that.
            I`ve, and always, and done, and that

            Apart from your perversion for commas and ands........a decent read

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              #7
              Couldn't resist shaggy haha
              Dare we believe

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                #8
                Very good mate, believe me, i couldn't spot a misplaced comma if my life depended on it.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Abro100 View Post
                  Very good mate, believe me, i couldn't spot a misplaced comma if my life depended on it.


                  This is true.

                  Good work Jonesie. An interesting read.
                  I'm impressed.
                  Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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                    #10
                    Well done, Jonesie. Pretty, good, stuff, mate. I, also, like to use a lot of, erm, commas...
                    There is a light that never goes out. RIP Alan "Mally" Johnston and the 96. YNWA.

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                      #11
                      good stuff indeed. I feel sorry for you though if you're gonna have to give 'unbiased opinions' on Man Utd games. It'll be tough praising the ronaldos and rooneys of this world but best of luck with the whole sports journalism thing, it'd be a great job if it works out for ya


                      Xabi Is Not God. Excuse the username

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                        #12


                        Ignore 'em all Jonesie, there was nothing wrong with the bloody commas.

                        I feel forced to point out exactly which bit I mean, although I realise you (quite rightly) won't give a **** what I think.

                        When the chances dried up in the second half, Carragher was there to snuff out any danger, and bar Ronaldinho’s moment of magic when he hit the post, Barca struggled to create anything before Eidur Gudjohnsen’s arrival.
                        I may even be totally wrong - after all, you're studying it and I'm not - but I was always of the understanding that you should be able to take out the text in between the commas and the sentence should still read properly and fluently.

                        **** me this is a boring post.

                        So, I reckon it should read "...Carragher was there to snuff out any danger and, bar Ronaldinho's moment of magic..."

                        Now tell me to **** off.
                        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Xabi_is_God View Post
                          good stuff indeed. I feel sorry for you though if you're gonna have to give 'unbiased opinions' on Man Utd games. It'll be tough praising the ronaldos and rooneys of this world but best of luck with the whole sports journalism thing, it'd be a great job if it works out for ya
                          I'm gonna have to try and be to get a decent job I think.

                          Rest assured I shall remain totally biased when posting on here.
                          Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
                          John Updike

                          My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
                          George Gillett

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post

                            Now tell me to **** off.
                            Gladly.
                            Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
                            John Updike

                            My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
                            George Gillett

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                              #15
                              Good job.

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