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    #1

    Eto'o

    Ok its only Tribal football quoting the daily mail, but thought AF might want to read it if he hasnt already

    Liverpool owners to back Benitez in Eto'o bid
    tribalfooball.com - March 30, 2007

    Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez will ask the club's new owners to back him in his bid to land unsettled Barcelona ace Samuel Eto'o.

    The Daily Mail says Benitez will reiterate his desire to sign the Cameroon international tomorrow when he holds talks with new Liverpool owners Tom Hicks and George Gillett.

    Benitez knows he needs reinforcements to bridge the gap between Liverpool and both Manchester United and Chelsea in the chase for silverware on the domestic front and in Europe.

    And he will be granted his wishes to significantly strengthen his squad in the summer by billionaire partners Hicks and Gillett, who are determined to be go down in the annals of the club's history for all the right reasons.
    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs
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    #2
    Originally posted by bazza76 View Post
    Ok its only Tribal football quoting the daily mail, but thought AF might want to read it if he hasnt already
    AFII has stolen Bazza's account

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      #3
      Originally posted by The_Milkman View Post
      AFII has stolen Bazza's account
      Bazza has stolen AFII's account
      The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Pulp Fiction

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        #4
        Bazza is AFII
        https://www.needlesandgrooves.com/

        https://twitter.com/NeedlesNGrooves

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          #5
          Originally posted by captainfog View Post
          Bazza is AFII
          That explains a LOT.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Reece View Post
            That explains a LOT.
            It also raises the question of why he has two usernames.
            .
            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #7
              Eto'o = brute.


              Classical gag.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Reece View Post
                That explains a LOT.
                and I always thought you robbed jules account
                Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by bazza76 View Post
                  and I always thought you robbed jules account
                  No I just robbed Jules' virg... nevermind.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Helios Creed View Post
                    Eto'o = brute.


                    Classical gag.
                    I just got it.

                    To think you questioned my WHO joke.

                    I'd say we're even.
                    .
                    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                    May the Lord bless this post.

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                      #11
                      AFII checks with his other half of the brain if it's ok to switch over and be bazza for a while.

                      Brain says no
                      Just believe and you never know what will happen.

                      According to Benitez it's important not simply to go out to win but to go out prepared to win, which means players have to put in the same level of work on a daily basis. Anything else is unacceptable.

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                        #12
                        Eto'o?

                        Yes please!

                        Would be a great signing.
                        El Niño

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by AFII View Post
                          AFII checks with his other half of the brain if it's ok to switch over and be bazza for a while.

                          Brain says no
                          agrees your brain is far too small
                          Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                          'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                          "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                          * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                            I just got it.

                            To think you questioned my WHO joke.

                            I'd say we're even.
                            Mine was a pun that tested the wit of the reader, yours was so profound...ly unfunny, it was mistaken for a serious post.

                            The debt stands.
                            Last edited by Helios Creed; 30-03-07, 04:41 PM.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Helios Creed View Post
                              Mine was a pun that tested the wit of the reader, yours was so profound...ly unfunny, it was mistaken for a serious post.

                              The debt stands.
                              Which by your standards means it was even more testing for the reader's wit.

                              Neither of them were funny. Come to terms with it.

                              .
                              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                              May the Lord bless this post.

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