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    Parry is a clown. En Rafa que confiamos

    #2
    In Reading?!
    I live with Steptoe.

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      #3
      yup. on the piss after the game on sat.
      Parry is a clown. En Rafa que confiamos

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        #4
        dirk wouldnt be my choice of wing man if i was off out on the pull.
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          #5
          this is what someone called discobiscuit posted along with the pics... for those of u too lazy to click on the link..


          went out with my Mrs and her mates on Saturday night into Reading, ended up at this sh*t 80's bar/club called Reflex (they're all over the UK).

          Anyway, 1am, going for a slash rather pissed up, and just in the middle of a slash this lad in a bright blue polo shirt stands next to me and has a piss. Seeing he had a Feyenoord top on, and being rather drunk, I said to him 'mate, you were unlucky today' (referring to their 2-1 loss to Reading that I went to - Feyenoord were ****, but thats irrelivent) 'but you beat Middlesboro 2-1 last week'. To which he replied, 'well Reading played far better than Middlesboro'.

          At this point I thought, **** it, I'm going for the kill. So washing my hands I piped up 'you're Dirk Kuyt arent you?!?' (I kinda recognised him). To which he denied it a couple of times before he finally conceded he was, queing 15 drunking lads taking pics on camera phones. On the way out the bogs though, I shouted 'good luck at Liverpool' and he replied 'thanks, hope so' - you heard it here first.

          Anyway, long story short, when I got downstairs and met up with the lot I was with he (and Bokso Balaban - ex-Aston Villa) was having photo's with everyone. He was also smoking like a chimney and drinking like there's no tomorrow.

          So if any of the Dutch are claiming that English are ugly (I'm no oil paining but who gives a f*ck) check this out.... And I was pretty drunk in the pics too, which is evident by the way I'm hanging on to Dirk Kuyt trying not to fall over!
          Parry is a clown. En Rafa que confiamos

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            #6
            He's ugly as fnck. Which is good, very good.

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              #7
              he is coming then.
              "thanks, hope so"
              "In fact I’m going to make a promise which will be welcomed by many. If there’s no finance secured by the opening day of the season, I’m going to hang up my keyboard and close KOPTALK down." - Duncan Oldham, Expert Conman. March 29th 2006

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                #8
                Originally posted by Tom
                He's ugly as fnck. Which is good, very good.
                Not if you want to shag him...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bellamy34
                  Not if you want to shag him...
                  and do you?
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                    #10
                    I might.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bellamy34
                      I might.
                      Do you have a fetish for goonies?
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                        #12
                        The bigger the goonies the better.

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                          #13
                          I am the discobiscuit you speak off

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                            #14
                            Horrible, horrible ******* ... hope he proves as succussful as our last one - Quazimodo served us well
                            At a football club there's a holy trinity- the players the manager and the supporters, Directors dont come into it, they are only there to sign the cheques " - Bill Shankly

                            If only

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tom
                              He's ugly as fnck. Which is good, very good.
                              Which one mate.
                              To be perfectly honest (and pretty brutal), neither of them are good looking....at least dirk has some money to help him pull the babes

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