Mourinho Trash Talk Journal

[Maestro]

"sacked? what is sacked? I know not this word. I think maybe I choose to leave"

They would be very silly to sack him though.

[Parm]

"We were good friends until we started beating them,” Benítez said with a smirk as he sat in the Anfield trophy room, adding that his Portuguese counterpart “has a good relationship with the managers of the clubs that normally he beats”.

[Parm]

"sacked? what is sacked? I know not this word. I think maybe I choose to leave"

[desertscouser]

They would be very silly to sack him though.

He's a sh!t but an extremely talented one at that. When Chelsea give him the boot this summer they will find it impossible to replace him. Their loss will be ours, United's and Arsenal's gain.

[Maestro]

He's a sh!t but an extremely talented one at that. When Chelsea give him the boot this summer they will find it impossible to replace him. Their loss will be ours, United's and Arsenal's gain.

True.
Now if only that purple-nosed ****er down the road would piss off into the sunset...

[desertscouser]

"sacked? what is sacked? I know not this word. I think maybe I choose to leave"

And then he'll go on about how rich he is and how he'll easily find a new job tomorrow.

[desertscouser]

True.
Now if only that purple-nosed ****er down the road would piss off into the sunset...

But guess who would probably replace him....Maureen

[Maestro]

But guess who would probably replace him....Maureen

Right then - dream scenario:
We win number six beating United in the final. Ferguson admits defeat in his bid to win a second European Cup. United want Mourinho, but he has already joined Real Madrid, leaving a straight two-horse race between Capello and Steve Bruce to take the hotseat at United. Capello gets the nod, and watches in horror as Roy Keane's newly promoted Sunderland (having sold Ronaldo to Real and Vidic to Inter) surprisingly beat the PL runners-up, FA Cup semi-finalists and CL runners-up by 3-0 with debut goals by Paul Scholes and Ryan Giggs and an OG by Rio Ferdinand.

Meanwhile, CL winners Liverpool get off to a flyer by beating local rivals Everton 3-0 with goals by Eto'o (2) and Gerrard.

[leftpeg]

"It is a tie where we know we start from behind and why is simple: Liverpool play only in the Champions League and Chelsea plays in the Champions League, Premiership and FA Cup."

What a ******.

[jonesie]

Not to do with the semi final, but surely his most arrogant quote of all time:

'If I wanted to have an easy job... I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me.'

[Morph]

Not to do with the semi final, but surely his most arrogant quote of all time:

'If I wanted to have an easy job... I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me.'

come on tho, that actually is quite funny

[tsb]

come on tho, that actually is quite funny

Isn't it? He is a **** but he knows to wind people up you can either be subtle or blatant. Takes the pressure off his team - however I think the Kop will pile it back on.

[jonesie]

come on tho, that actually is quite funny

Of course it is. That's why I posted it!

[The Glove]

Ok so did anyone see Harry Enfield last night? The Character Jose Arragantio "The Referee, he is a piggy tit"

[Doc_Piptorious]

True.
Now if only that purple-nosed ****er down the road would piss off into the sunset...

My only worry is that when old gin soak finally kicks the bucket, that they go to cremate him. ****er will take about a month to put out.