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    Don't You Just Love Soccer

    Who is our budding journalist, and who was it that critiqued the commas in the piece he wrote, well take a look at this beauty:



    Champions League Semis Have an English Accent

    Liverpool became the third English team to reach the semifinals of the Champions League and A.C. Milan of Italy claimed the final spot in the last four yesterday.

    Liverpool, a five-time winner of top European club competition, got a goal from Peter Crouch to beat visiting P.S.V. Eindhoven of the Netherlands, 1-0, in the second leg and advanced, 4-0, on aggregate. The six-time champion Milan won at Bayern Munich, 2-0, to progress, 4-2, on aggregate.

    Three teams from the same country have reached the semifinals twice before.

    In 2000, the Spanish teams Real Madrid, Valencia and Barcelona reached the last four, and Madrid beat Valencia in the final. Three Italian teams matched that in 2003, with A.C. Milan, Inter Milan and Juventus reaching the semifinals. Milan then beat Juventus on penalty kicks in the final.

    In the semifinals, Liverpool will face Chelsea on April 25 and May 1 in a rematch of the 2005 semifinals, which Liverpool won before claiming its most recent European title. Milan will take on Manchester United on April 24 and May 2.

    On Tuesday, Manchester United routed visiting A.S. Roma, 7-1, to advance by 8-3 on aggregate. In Spain, Chelsea rallied from a goal down to edge Valencia, 2-1, and advance by 3-2 on aggregate.
    http://www.retroreds.co.uk/

    #2
    Is this a "Count the Inappropriate Commas" competition? My guess is 15.
    .
    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      #3
      there do seem, to be, an awful amount, of, commas, in that article

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        #4
        Wow, I'm, impressed, I, could, learn, a, thing, or, two, from, him.

        Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
        John Updike

        My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
        George Gillett

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          #5
          I didn't think it read that badly. I always thought that commas could be used at the author's discretion. That said, perhaps a semicolon could have used in some instances.

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            #6
            got a goal from Peter Crouch to beat visiting P.S.V.
            Great english there to. My guess is hispanic origin.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Marc. View Post
              Great english there to. My guess is hispanic origin.
              Ahem...Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Marc. View Post
                Great english there to. My guess is hispanic origin.
                Maybe that sounds weird over there, but thats pretty common phrasing over here and not at all out of the ordinary. Since it was written for Americans, I'd say its ok for them to speak in our dialect.
                Custard's OK

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                  #9
                  I think AFII made it to NY.
                  18-5-7-8-3

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                    #10
                    Maybe he's undergone therapy to reduce his stammer when he types. Give a break guys.

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                      #11
                      Reading that makes me feel like my eyes have the hiccups
                      Fernando Torres

                      I dont just love him, I'm IN love with him

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