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    #2
    Crumbs Tom.....what do you do in your spare time???
    If that becomes our new mascot - it will scare the life out of our opposition....guarenteed wins everythime!

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      #3
      Can we shout Chunk everytime he scores
      Quit your jibber jabber!!!

      Jermaine, you know the song Billie Jean...is it about the tennis player??

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        #4
        Is he that ugly??
        RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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          #5
          If Kuyt is gonna take a corner and no one is paying attention, will he shout "Eh you guys"?
          Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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            #6
            lol.....................
            "In fact I’m going to make a promise which will be welcomed by many. If there’s no finance secured by the opening day of the season, I’m going to hang up my keyboard and close KOPTALK down." - Duncan Oldham, Expert Conman. March 29th 2006

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              #7
              Originally posted by Red_hot
              Is he that ugly??
              No... he's even more ugly than that
              I could not dig, I dared not rob:
              Therefore I lied to please the mob.
              Now all my lies are proved untrue
              And I must face the men I slew.
              What tale shall serve me here among
              Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                #8
                Originally posted by saveferris
                Can we shout Chunk everytime he scores

                maybe he could do the Truffle Shuffle?


                "Who's your Daddy now?"

                LFC Champions one season someday
                Jurgen Klopp is just boss
                Semi retired poster
                twitter: @parmsahota
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Red_hot
                  Is he that ugly??
                  check out my avatar.
                  Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                  'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                  "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                  * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                    #10
                    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                      #11
                      jeeze...I hope the guy hasn't logged on here to see what we think of him.
                      I have five fingers

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Peter Delvechio
                        jeeze...I hope the guy hasn't logged on here to see what we think of him.


                        Love you Dirk!
                        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                          #13
                          From this evenings Fiver:

                          " a face that can only be described as a cross between Michael Schumacher and the bloke from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure who isn't Keanu Reeves".

                          I don't really care what he looks like though, just as long as he bags us a load of goals

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                            #14
                            Who wants a pretty-boy striker anyway, all afraid to get his hair mussed up or stick his face infront of a defender's boot? Give me someone who'll scare defenders just with a glance any day.

                            Our strikeforce, and more specifically Dirk Kuyt, will rock
                            I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                            Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                            Now all my lies are proved untrue
                            And I must face the men I slew.
                            What tale shall serve me here among
                            Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                              #15
                              I see him as a cross between




                              and


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