Today

[Maestro]

The 'Mourinho Trash Talk' sticky will jinx us.

It NEEDS to be unsticked before the match or we will lose.

Why?
Seriously...why are you still going on about that thread? Why that particular thread? It doesn't allude to us winning or losing, it's merely a log of all the **** that Mourinho comes out with - why do you insist on asking it to be unsticked?

[Monkeywool]

Taken the day off work today to do the following

Find, shoot and skin a black cat
Removed a ladder from the building site round my way (the guy on it will be missed)
Smashed a mirror over a chelsea fan's head (technically he broke it)
Avoided cracks in the pavement, by riding shotgun on a midget's back.

We are all set. No bad luck coming from my side.

[Shaggy]

****'s sake, today is crawling. I just wanna go home and pace up and down.

Can't stop singing the song. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH CAMPIONI...!!

Had a weird dream last night. We won 1-0. The goal was an inswinging cross from our left, dunno who from, that kinda dropped over the top of their offside trap and Crouch, who'd snuck in at the far post round the back, smacked a crisp volley back in the direction from whence it came into the bottom far corner. Apparently I went "YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" in my sleep.

[Maestro]

****'s sake, today is crawling. I just wanna go home and pace up and down.

Can't stop singing the song. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH CAMPIONI...!!

Had a weird dream last night. We won 1-0. The goal was an inswinging cross from our left, dunno who from, that kinda dropped over the top of their offside trap and Crouch, who'd snuck in at the far post round the back, smacked a crisp volley back in the direction from whence it came into the bottom far corner. Apparently I went "YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" in my sleep.

I was dreaming some weird **** too. It wasn't as clear as yours, but I believe there was violence against people wearing blue...

I'm going to go for a walk in the sun now, and eventually head to a nearby market (day off work!! ) and buy some turkish bread, wine and hummous. Hopefully a lazy afternoon eating and drinking will help my fried head deal with this tension.

[Gray]

Is it 5 o'clock yet?

[IrishPaul]

I was dreaming some weird **** too. It wasn't as clear as yours, but I believe there was violence against people wearing blue...

I'm going to go for a walk in the sun now, and eventually head to a nearby market (day off work!! ) and buy some turkish bread, wine and hummous. Hopefully a lazy afternoon eating and drinking will help my fried head deal with this tension.

Yuppie alert!!!! WoopWoop!!!! Yuppie Alert!!!!


I'm confident but still ****tin' meself but that would be the case playing against any team in any semi final TBH


COME ON YOU REDS!!!!!!

[glynner]

The 'Mourinho Trash Talk' sticky will jinx us.

It NEEDS to be unsticked before the match or we will lose.

I hope that some of his trash talk will be pinned up in the LFC dressing room tonight

If I was a player reading that **** before I went out onto the pitch it would make me want to beat them that little bit more

[IrishPaul]

I hope that some of his trash talk will be pinned up in the LFC dressing room tonight

If I was a player reading that **** before I went out onto the pitch it would make me want to beat them that little bit more

Is the correct answer

[Maestro]

Yuppie alert!!!! WoopWoop!!!! Yuppie Alert!!!!


I'm confident but still ****tin' meself but that would be the case playing against any team in any semi final TBH


COME ON YOU REDS!!!!!!

Forgot to mention - the mot has got the day off too....so I've got to earn the right to go to the pub tonight...

[glynner]

Forgot to mention - the mot has got the day off too....so I've got to earn the right to go to the pub tonight...

does that mean you have to go clothes shopping before the game then?

[Maestro]

does that mean you have to go clothes shopping before the game then?

Nope. Had to do that yesterday.

[breffniboy]

I feel ill. I really do. Butterflies all day. A distinct looseness of the bowels/succession of small fart-burst popping already and snapping at girlfriend's inane football questions and baseless predictions such as: "Oh Liverpool will win. They beat Chelsea last time and Garcia is lovely."

Imagine for a minute what we'd be like if we were actually playing. Jasus.

I'm off to lie down in a dark room, weakly draping myself across a chaise longue with a cold compress daintily dabbing at my brow. I shall emerge from my isolation at 7.30 and try manfully to sit through the match without soiling myself and ruining the sofa. We've just had it cleaned.

[Eth]

Right the nerves have just hit me - **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****

[IrishPaul]

Forgot to mention - the mot has got the day off too....so I've got to earn the right to go to the pub tonight...

****in' Hell Man that's a toughie






























Oh Oh I know, you should just share your turkish bread, wine and hummous with her









Seriously though Will - Good Luck with that - Feeling Your Pain Bro

[IrishPaul]

Right the nerves have just hit me - **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****

5-4-3-2-1 aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnd Relax


Don't be frettin' Eth me auld pal - We'll do these chavs ****s over two legs - WE ARE LFC AND No 6 IS COMING BACK TO WHERE IT BELONGS - ANFIELD!!!!!!!