Some rumours to be taken very seriously indeed

[Johnny]

I can now exclusively reveal next seasons line up then:

-------------------Almunia--------------------
Alves/Ilsinho--Richards----Kompany------Neill--
----Simao----------Puerta-------Quaresma----
---------------Kaka------Barnes---------------
Eto'o-Henry-Torres-Iaquinta-Huntelaar-Klose-Villa


I think the PL might have something to say about us fielding 18 players, and the idea of 7 strikers seems a bit gung ho for my liking

Yeah,but we`d win everything.

[Helios Creed]

£8m for Cisse.

[Harv]

I can now exclusively reveal next seasons line up then:

-------------------Almunia--------------------
Alves/Ilsinho--Richards----Kompany------Neill--
----Simao----------Puerta-------Quaresma----
---------------Kaka------Barnes---------------
Eto'o-Henry-Torres-Iaquinta-Huntelaar-Klose-Villa


I think the PL might have something to say about us fielding 18 players, and the idea of 7 strikers seems a bit gung ho for my liking

you idiot

Puerta is a left mid

[Johnny]

Looks bad for Garcia,he`ll go in a swap deal somewhere.

[Morph]

you idiot

Puerta is a left mid

damn that now leaves us without a third recognised CM, okay we'll recall Zenden


Also am wondering if we should make a sticky and put all these names in, so we can see which ones actually happen and use it for reference through the summer?

[JCase]

My washing machine is broke too. Send the fecker over to Asia to fix it for me. Get Parry to pay for the airfare in return for him keeping the details of the contract secret.

[James]

I ****ing knew I had a better washing machine than him!

[Laz]

Nice machine but I don't think Rick should do his dirty washing in public...

I think I've seen that one in a couple of films. Did the repair man have a bushy moustache and a tube of lube by any chance?