Just been reading this in the echo, might not mean much to those not from the north west but I found it funny:
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WELL, Liverpool are off to Greece and my heart skipped a beat. Let me explain why.
Two years ago, when they won the European Cup, I was sitting at home and the ‘phone was red-hot. Calls from Egypt, Australia, France, Italy. Oh, even America.
“Pricey, have you seen the banner on TV at the game? It says Pete Price is a ****. It’s the size of a bed sheet.”
I’ve never lived it down.
Alan, one of the designers of the said piece, rang the other day.
“Well Pricey, it’s that time again.”
I asked: “Why me?”
He said: “We were talking about it in the local pub. I asked who is the biggest **** in Merseyside and the whole pub said you.”
“So what will it be this time, Alan?” I asked.
He said: “Probably, ‘Two years later, Pete Price is still a ****’.”
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WELL, Liverpool are off to Greece and my heart skipped a beat. Let me explain why.
Two years ago, when they won the European Cup, I was sitting at home and the ‘phone was red-hot. Calls from Egypt, Australia, France, Italy. Oh, even America.
“Pricey, have you seen the banner on TV at the game? It says Pete Price is a ****. It’s the size of a bed sheet.”
I’ve never lived it down.
Alan, one of the designers of the said piece, rang the other day.
“Well Pricey, it’s that time again.”
I asked: “Why me?”
He said: “We were talking about it in the local pub. I asked who is the biggest **** in Merseyside and the whole pub said you.”
“So what will it be this time, Alan?” I asked.
He said: “Probably, ‘Two years later, Pete Price is still a ****’.”
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